And that's on Perry's Hat

When something is so true and undeniable that it has to be put on something as important as the great hat of Perry the Platypus.

Sophia: Bro this hw is mad wack this teacher is fake af …and that's on Perry's Hat

DrChiz Hat

Another word for Newsboy cap: a distasteful casual-wear cap similar in style to the flat cap, worn by the one and only DrChiz.

Man 1: "How many of those stupid fucking DrChiz hats do you own?"

Man 2: "Four."

Man 1: "Are you delivering papers in 1923, you ass? Earning your two pence a day? You look like you're about to molest a chimney sweep."

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Hat fic

A really nasty phanfiction that people only read because they were warned against it.

Person: They warned me not to read the hat fic. I should have listened *shudder* HAMSTERS!

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Lady Hatting

A sexual position in which you insert your head into a vagina and wear the lady like a hat.

"Can I borrow your vag-breather and vaseline I'm gonna do some lady hatting tonight."

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pokey hat

Slang from the city of Glasgow, Scotland meaning 'ice-cream cone' but specifically an ice-cream cone with a wafer triangular base/handle, hence the hat metaphor.

"Ma, the ice-cream van is outside, d'ye want anything?"

"Aye, get me and yer Da a pokey hat and get an oyster for yer wee sister". ice-cream ice-cream cone confectionary ice-cream van .

The Hat Fic

The most unholy fic ever about Dan and Phil. the fic is about Dan and Phil buying a hamster then literally a day later Phil is all fucking tied up or something and Dan decides to literally drowns the hamster in his own cum until it dies and Phils all fucking traumatized then afterwards he FUCKING rips the hamsters head off and forces Phil to drink the mixture of the poor hamsters blood and Dans cum and just a lotta fucked up demon shit happens and at the end Dan literally fucking eats the hamster and they apparently do that every month 😍

Girl 1: Omg! I just read The Hat Fic? It is so fucked up!

Boy 2: Yeah I have, now I can never look at hamsters or hats the same again.

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Asshole Hat

(Noun) An imaginary hat worn by people who decide to be an extra big asshole on a particular day.

Example:

(Asshole Driver cuts you off)

You: "Hey thanks Babaganush, i'm glad to see you put your asshole hat on today"