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A very charming yet scary piece of Toast, it flies around your room at night and scowls at you while you make Toast. It'll also: bumLURK: at you while you're in the shower or on the can.
This Haunted toast Won't stop watching me poop.
Something that is unspeakably odious and objectionable, doubly terrible.
"Oh crumbs, did you see his presentation? It was a haunted anus from start to finish
ANDRE: hey Luis, you gonna give me some of that bussy tonight?
(Luis queefs)
ANDRE: damn I ain’t goin anywhere near that HAUNT BOX tonight.
Cool tv show where a team of investigators visit the most haunted places in Britain and stay there all night to find ghosts and hopefully catch something on camera, which they have done on many occasions, it is impossible to be a sceptic after watching this show!
Yay Most Haunted is on tonight!
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An emo ass artist that make songs talking about fighting demons/thoughts/depression etc.
Fanboi 1: "Did you hear that new song that YOUNG HAUNT dropped?"
Fanboi 2: "Hell yeah man that shit was so depressing"
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The opposite of Facebook stalking.
'Facebook haunting' is where someone you hate keeps appearing on your friends pages, posts comments on their statuses, and just basically is always visible.
"That dickhead Tristan keeps Facebook haunting me!!!"
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Using your dead wife's hand to give yourself a Dutch Rudder
"I came home and found my wife dead on the floor, so I went for the Haunted Dutchman to get one last nut before I called the cops."
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