health video

the scariest thing a kid 10 &under will ever see

teacher: class heres a film that ur forced 2 watch called the health video (inserts clip)
jane:its not that bad

(5min later)
jane: EWWW OMG IM GONNA PUKE!

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health nut

Someone who cares a great deal about health and general well-being.

Person A: "She is such a health nut, right?"

Person B: "You're just jealous of her amazing hair and skin. Maybe you should start caring for your own health."

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health teacher

generally a useless occupation, that a principal can assign to himself because he is useless at everything else. Plus when you do hire a "health" teacher it usually just finished eating seven whoppers and is now telling you how to live a healthy life

"dont you hate that new fat-ass that takes up the whole hallway"
"oh you must the new health teacher"

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Mental health

One thing that won't help your mental health is not taking a stand you know you have in you. It's not about being perfect or meeting someone else's expectations, you always have an enemy within to contend with no matter the adversity coming from outside of you. Good for Simone Biles.

Mental health is something people ignore as long as they are physically doing well, but if you've been through some things, it's going to come to the surface at times.

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health center

a building or institution where medical services are offered

Sally hurt her arm. Take her to the health center.

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health sci

People who get upset when they cannot obtain a 12 in non-health sci courses, so much so that they cry to the professors. Synonym to penis-head.

I once overheard a health sci while speaking to a professor about a 9 on a test, "Are you serious that you won't change my grade to a 12? *begins crying* But I ALWAYS get 12's!"

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For my health

A saying very popular with teenagers.

Hey, why do you do Urban Dictionary so much?

FOR MY HEALTH! now shut up and go away.

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