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Hector Garcias are generally an over affectionate bro, hands are either on you or down his pants. Most often Hectors tend to be shorter in stature; most of their activities consist of "pumping and humping". Constantly walk like either someone shit in their cereal or they are on a mission to find a way to expand the hole on their GTA V discs.
Look at that Hector Garcia shoving his pork sword through the hole of his GTA V disc!!!
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Noun. A type of beard coined by Eric Bana as the character Hector in the movie Troy. The beard is more than scruffy, but not a full beard. It is trimmed semi-well, should remind the onlooker of sexy Greek men, and it is usually in a dark tone. The beard has amazing properties, like endowing its wearer with sexiness and curing cancer.
Girl: Oh man, that guy has the best Hector beard!
Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.
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A dirty hector is when you are at school and you need to shit but your teacher won’t let you so you stand on here desk and take your shit
Person- I pulled a dirty hector
Bro- I am proud of you keep it up
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hector does not smell. if he did smell like anything it would be sexy....or video games.
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The act of mazturbating outdoors in an inflatable kiddy pool. The act is usually undertaken as an expression of contentment, happiness and sexual monstrosity. Best performed on a hot day with the sun on ones face or shoulders.
Not to be confused with a Hot Hector, which is essentially the same but in a kiddy pool full of your own urine - and sometimes amongst your own floating poop.
DaveP : Hey man, have you heard the lastest song from Calvin Harris? I think it's pretty HOLY FUCK ARE YOU JACKING OFF???
GreggR: Yeah broooo. It's a nice sunny day, im feeling good and I have a grotesque compulsive desire to pump my skin flute. Time for a Tepid Hector!
DaveP: You're sick!
GreggR: Yeah well it's happening, I'm pumping the dick well right now. So you can sit there and watch our you can fuck off. Shit cunt.
GreggR: And by the way Calvin Harris sucks.
When you cum in your womans pussy then put your fingers in her cum flooded snatch and wipe them under her nose. Also called "The Armor All" treatment.
After I busted a nut in her tight pussy I ended it with a Nasty Hector!
A human male member of the Ambrosia software web boards who for some reason is named after a female parrot with a bad attitude.
Why did he spell it Capt'n Hector rather than Cap'n Hector like it is in the game?
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