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Noun. A type of beard coined by Eric Bana as the character Hector in the movie Troy. The beard is more than scruffy, but not a full beard. It is trimmed semi-well, should remind the onlooker of sexy Greek men, and it is usually in a dark tone. The beard has amazing properties, like endowing its wearer with sexiness and curing cancer.
Girl: Oh man, that guy has the best Hector beard!
Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.
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A dirty hector is when you are at school and you need to shit but your teacher won’t let you so you stand on here desk and take your shit
Person- I pulled a dirty hector
Bro- I am proud of you keep it up
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hector does not smell. if he did smell like anything it would be sexy....or video games.
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The act of mazturbating outdoors in an inflatable kiddy pool. The act is usually undertaken as an expression of contentment, happiness and sexual monstrosity. Best performed on a hot day with the sun on ones face or shoulders.
Not to be confused with a Hot Hector, which is essentially the same but in a kiddy pool full of your own urine - and sometimes amongst your own floating poop.
DaveP : Hey man, have you heard the lastest song from Calvin Harris? I think it's pretty HOLY FUCK ARE YOU JACKING OFF???
GreggR: Yeah broooo. It's a nice sunny day, im feeling good and I have a grotesque compulsive desire to pump my skin flute. Time for a Tepid Hector!
DaveP: You're sick!
GreggR: Yeah well it's happening, I'm pumping the dick well right now. So you can sit there and watch our you can fuck off. Shit cunt.
GreggR: And by the way Calvin Harris sucks.
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When you cum in your womans pussy then put your fingers in her cum flooded snatch and wipe them under her nose. Also called "The Armor All" treatment.
After I busted a nut in her tight pussy I ended it with a Nasty Hector!
A human male member of the Ambrosia software web boards who for some reason is named after a female parrot with a bad attitude.
Why did he spell it Capt'n Hector rather than Cap'n Hector like it is in the game?
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i'm hector...who are all of you...and yes i do smell like video games...perhaps sexy too
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