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Helenism

The word used to describe a female dictator whos totalatarian leadership is based souly on the stupidity of a collection of mentally retarded voters who sit residense in a marae.

"Helenism appeals to poor people because they are too stupid to understand highly interlectual conversations, and so appeals to their most base instinct by handing them lollies and showing them pretty pictures of puppies in rose gardens."

by Tom Leeper January 22, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Helene

a 140 bitch. she might lie to everyone by saying that she's 162, but we all know that bitch is lying. calling her short or little wouldn't fit, its better to give her own category called smol. she's actually 135, but we're being nice so we just say she's 140

Helene, you're 140

by George Bussy October 30, 2020

18๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


helen

an old lady that is going to die tomorrow

oh you know helen? they one that died?
yeah...
.... but they all died

by lickingcorn October 20, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


helen

total bitch who likes to hit on other women's men. tries to be all cute and dumbeyed. big time wannabe.

that girl is such a helen - she's hitting on my man.

by kattykatya August 10, 2010

80๐Ÿ‘ 292๐Ÿ‘Ž


Helene

Stupidass bitch

That new girl is such a helene

by Bitchasdhoe April 21, 2020

21๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


helen

Helen is a babe who knows what she wants. She likes her boys sweet or sarcastic and loves fucking around. She is down for almost anything, especially if it has to do with sex. She likes guys who are sweet and cute but are hot as well. Basketball, football, baseball and swimming guys are her main passions. Unfortunately, she is always anxious about school and is a mediocre student. Sometimes she doesn't know when to shut up and is kinda annoying, but its okay because shes a sex goddess. she has smallish boobs and almost no butt but somehow exudes sex appeal.

Guy 1: "Damn who's that girl?? I'd bone her"
Guy 2: "She's helen. She's good in bed but kinda annoying"
Guy 1: "Whatever, man. I'm DTF with her"

by laputehelena March 24, 2016

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Helene

Helene, one of the less common names out there. Helenes tend to be deathly afraid of coloured socks as well as parking lines, as Helenes tend to be one of the worst parkers out there some may even have drawn on eye browns as the pure essence of their awfulness makes all their hair fall out. Helenes tend to have dark hair (only at a young age as their hair falls out as stated previously) and some sort of tan, sometimes making it difficult to tell if the tan is real or not. Helenes tend to take up a job that they are worst at, thinking they are going to be this centuries biggest and best: Principal, teacher, taxi driver or pilot but... well... they're not going to be the biggest and best of any century other than this centuries biggest loser. Helenes do NOT get along with very many people due to their bitchy, snarky "pampered rich kid" nature, this is why most tend to hate Helenes but sometimes its due to how their drawn on eye brows being nearly as angled as their crooked parking.

"Did you hear Helene talking this morning? Well she was going on about all this dumb shit about coloured socks AND HOW THEY'RE NOW BANNED. The dumb bitch still hasn't parked straight this morning"

by SPID March 14, 2020

17๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž