1. A person (usually male) that is highly suspected of intending to cause mischief, damage, theft or unwanted sexual advances. Typically secretive in nature, they may be seen loitering for far too long in one area, waiting for an opportune moment to carry out said tom foolery.
Their intent can also be detected on their way to aforementioned misconduct.
2. Also known as 'Erberts' or 'Sherberts' (derived from 'Sherbet').
"Don't get involved with him; he's a right Herbert."
"Look at these two Herberts, they look like they're up to no good.
I'm calling the police."
"You take my word for it; He's a fucking absolute horrible little Herbert he is."
A very sweet and caring person. Great listener. Bit of a worrywart at times.
Also the very definition of good aftercare.
"Omg I gotta get me some of that Herbert action!!!"
Herbert's Butt: A term used humorously among friends to refer to someone's posterior, often implying it's legendary or versatile in its uses. It's a lighthearted way to celebrate a friend's rear end without any derogatory connotations.
Dang bro, you got a real Herbert’s Butt going on!
Herbert Garrison (previously Janet Garrison; after a sex-change operation that was later reversed), is a 4th grade teacher at South Park Elementary. He is also the head of babygirlism.
"Hey, did you hear about that new teacher at the elementary school?"
"Yeah. Heard his name was Herbert Garrison."