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The act of ejaculating into another's pubes after intercourse. After ejaculation, shave the jizz-pubes and wear them as a beard for at least 1 hour.
Ron wore Mary's pubes for over 3 hours after doing a Curly Herman.
A little man who is a crab
The Josh Herman acted like a crab
If it's not broken, he will break it
If it can't be fixed he can fix it
If he didn't think of it, it's wrong even if it's right.
You need to know what he is thinking, even if he hasn't thought of it yet
Everyone has tried to fix it can it be fixed? Yes! How do you know? Because it's hermans Law
To stand by doing nothing while something exciting is happening. Used frequently on Wall Street to denote someone missing out on a winning trade. Literally means holding one’s penis.
Everyone was getting rich on GameStop while you were standing there holding Herman.
the greatest man to ever live
Erik Hermans: It me
Everyone else: You are the greatest man on earth
an extraordinarily long nipple hair
His tall herman is sticking out of his shirt.
The most overrated guitarist in the world. He shreds sloppily and he sucks. Kerry King could kick his ass back to La-La-Land.
Herman Li's just another Chinese product that fails.
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