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A woman who is only romantically interested in men and whose emotional interest in women does not go beyond friendship, but who kisses and has sex with other women for fun and enjoyment.
Kevin, I have bad news! I just saw Jessica cheating on you!
What? With who?
Lucy.
Oh, that's OK. Jessica's a heterosexual lesbian, and we've agreed it's OK for her to sleep with other girls. Sometimes she lets me join in.
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Heterosexual who is against minor predators in the same sex community but hides the facts minor predators are in the Heterosexual community.
Heterosexual Groomer: She wants to label the same sex community as minor predators but won't mention anything about when straights are labeled minor predators.
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Super Heterosexual is like Super straight but y you respect the LGBTQ community not like Super straights.
Tyler:HELLO I'm super Heterosexual .
Eliza: no you are Homophobic and Transphobic.
Tyler: No I'm not like the Super straights , Super Heterosexual is,when you are only attracted to cisgender and you are not Homophobic like the super straights.
Eliza: ok nice 🤝
Tyler:🤝
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A homosexual, aka "fag".
Jimmy is such a heterosexual pretender he listens to Fallout Boy.
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A relationship where the female works 10 times as hard as the male, or at least claims to.
I sure am glad I've never been in a heterosexual relationship. I don't like to make other people work so hard.
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When two characters of the opposite gender don't really go together at all but the writer throws them together just because they're male and female.
"Damn I can't believe the writers of Riverdale put Jughead and Betty together. That's literally the definition of forced heterosexuality. "
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A heterosexual exception occurs when you are homosexual (not bi) and you have a sexual attraction to someone of the opposite gender yet are still homosexual and this is the only person of the opposite sex you find appealing as such.
Tobias: Omg. I have a total heterosexual exception towards Rachel!
Mike: Really?!
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