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the act of taking a giant shit on one chest after sex in order to create an exotic feel to perck the nipples
son: hey mom why are dads nipples really hard and why does he smell ?
mom: nothing we just had a hippo dump
When you drink too much at the club and your friends see you with rather large women, they consider you a HIPPO SNIFFER.
Friend: Holy fuck mate, that wanker is a HIPPO SNIFFER' again!
A girl that doesn't use lotion
Guy 1: that girl doesn't use lotion, she looks like a snowman
Guy 2: Yeah shes a fat hippo
A person who dislikes all people around them, and does not filter their hatred. Only dogs are accepted by a nice hippo.
Example: wow Hannah Breckenridge is a real Nice Hippo
The House Hippo is the fictional subject of a series of television adverts intended to educate about distinguishing fact from fiction in advertising.
The advertisement goes as follows:
The North American House Hippo is a fictional creature that can be found throughout Canada and the Eastern United States. The House Hippo is a very timid creature and is rarely seen. While normally a quiet animal that prefers to stay unnoticed, the House Hippo is very territorial and will defend its territory if provoked. The House Hippo comes out at night to search for food and water. The favourite foods of the House Hippo include chips, raisins and the crumbs from peanut butter on toast. The House Hippo will come out at night to search for materials for its nest. They tend to build their nests in bedroom closets with mittens, dryer lint and bits of string.The House Hippo sleeps 16 hours a day, only coming out to search for food and water and materials for its nest. Also, due to their timid nature, they chose to only come out at night while you are most likely are sleeping.
The House Hippo Commercial series was made in Canada to make children aware of how gullible they can be and to teach them to not believe everything they hear. The television advertisement was produced by the Concerned Children's Advertisers (CCA) of Canada, and is currently adored by Canadians of all ages.citation neededUnfortunately, many of the kids who should have received the message currently suffer from ADD and do not catch the end of the commercial that explains the fictional characteristic of the House Hippo. Evidently this results in the wide spread belief by many ignorant and stubborn people that House Hippos actually exist. A popular example is Bradley Wakler, a 15 year old boy with E.S.L. who could not distinguish the meaning of the last sentence, and needed phycological treatment to eradicate the belief in House Hippos.
Oh look, the House Hippo advertisement is on.
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Insult...it's sorta like calling someone fat or a fatass...or saying they have large hips.
Me: sup how is life in the ghetto going?
Jose: twat!!
Me: cooch!
Jose: hippo hips!
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As you can see, when Jose and I talk online, we insult each other, by calling each other names such as (but not limited to): twat, cooch, pickle wiper, etc.
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When a girl has some big ol fatty legs. They often have cellulite on them.
"Damn girl, you got some hippo legs!!!"
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