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Australia's History

1. A sex act where a passive partner finds the biggest prison dweller he can possibly find, to reunite with him in a darkest, dampest, most isolated dungeon that can be procured. the big guy then binds the passive one's limbs with barbed wire, sews a perfectly crafted miniature union jack on his right tit, gets a good hold of him and furiously rams him down under while both chant "God Save the Queen" in perfect unison. The passive partner then runs away jumping like an injured kangaroo and mooing like a pained cow., until he finds a bush and shits behind it like a camper. He then yells the big guy to get over there so that he can suck his dick. Bonus point if finding black people on the course of the act, pushing them out of the blue as hard as possible and then throwing alcohol/drugs on them while saying "I am a true gentleman". Be careful to run fast before they have a chance to react though, or the whole day spent on your fun Australia's History could be ruined.

1. William: I did Australia's History last night. I got the stud's number and everything.
Noah: I never have done that. It sounds... gay
William: u wot m8? Where's your patriotic spirit cunt? Don't you have love for this country!?

by SHITCOCK April 5, 2015

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


history in the making

Expression used when there is something big being produced and one believes it will be sucessful.

"hey, that's the tune I am talking about. You know, that's history in the making, man"

by AndrΓ© Bretas May 3, 2005

40πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


history major

One of the only true majors out there. One of the only majors where you receive a real education. All "great" people had some knowledge of history. An opposite of this major would be a Business Administration Major. One does not necessarily have to become a history teacher upon graduation. Hell, a history major without much direction could become that business major's boss someday.

Oh, you're a Business major? What you're still taking ESL classes? No, not all history majors become teachers.

by Tzeentch May 26, 2007

190πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


Literature history

A subject studied at school that teaches the students nothing that is of any significance to their lives. Literature history is characterized by certain artistic movements that are always a dramatic response to the previous movements, in which (literary) artists act like a crybabies and attention whores in order to express their idiotic feelings.

John: Hey Jack, what are you studying?
Jack: Literature history
John: Rest in peace bro

by PigeonBender July 1, 2015

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


canadian history

American slang for an unspeakable sex act so vile that Stephen Colbert couldn't define it on TV. It is known to involve moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.

Man, did you see Sally and John get some canadian history last night? I'll bet that beaver has to change its name now.

by Bargain Countertenor February 5, 2010

286πŸ‘ 128πŸ‘Ž


search history

the thing you dont want ANYONE seeing

"MOM GET OUT"
-frantically clears search history-

by sussy bake April 29, 2022


clean history

The result you get when you delete all of the porn from your internet history and feel like you never sinned.

"Bob has clean history"

by Autistic Monkey February 28, 2016