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When a person with a pony tail inserts it completely into the anal canal of a willing participant. The instertee then clenches the anus while moving forward so as to pull the inserter along.
David Rear wanted the rare and mystical alabama trailer hitch, so he fed his long greasy pony tail deep into the anus of his willing girlfriend and proceeded to urge her forward motion. Incidentally, this resulted in rug burn.
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When a man inserts his penis into a ladies anus and shoves his balls into her vaginal canal. Then the couple proceeds to walk around attached by the genitals yelling "hitched ya!". The woman is essentially the vehicle hitch and the man is a trailer.
Want to trailer hitch while you make me dinner?
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When a woman is on all fours, and a man sticks his finger in her anus making a hook shape. The man then drags her around the room.
Man that chick last night was such a dirty broad that she asked to get Mississippi trailer hitched .
A blowjob with suction so vicious it would be able to take the chrome off of a trailer hitch, making your dick look like a trailer hitch in Minnesota (which for some reason are all stripped of chrome), dull and lusterless.
"Dude that chick gave me a Minnesota Trailer Hitch last night, I think it may have blown up bloodcells in my dick!"
"Why didn't you say sooner?! I'll grab the ice!"
A sexual practice in which both partners simultaneously insert their thumbs into each others' rectums.
"I was having sex with my girlfriend, and then she wanted to try siamese hitch hiking."
To lightly smack someone across the face in admonishing manner for doing something lame, reminiscent of Will Smith slapping Kevin James in the Movie "Hitch".
He got in my car with a lit cigarette, but after I Hitch-Bitch slapped him, he put it out.
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A dominance maneuver wherein you grab an opponent by penis with a firm grip and refuse to let go until he yells "Ahhhh Croikee, ya got me by the didgeridoo!"
My grandad said he gets the last slice of pie but that all changed when I gave him the ole' Australian Pickle Hitch.
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