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Thoughts in time and out of season
The Hitchhiker
Stood by the side of the road
And leveled his thumb
In the calm calculus of reason
Hi. how you doin'? I just got back into town L.A.
I was out on the desert for awhile
Yeah. in the middle of it
Right
Hey, listen, man, I really got a problem
When I was out on the desert, ya know
I don't know how to tell you
But, uh, I killed somebody
(No?)
It's no big deal, ya know
I don't think anybody will find out about it, but
Just, ah
This guy gave me a ride, and ah
Started giving me a lot of trouble
And I just couldn't take it, ya know
And I wasted him
Yeah
The Hitchhiker
The act of vaginal stimulation with ones thumb, as if to say, "Hey, can i get a ride?"
Pretty good technique really: it's the real reason we have opposable thumbs.
I hitchhiked dat pussy, and it was game on.
It’s when a menstrating woman lays on her side with one leg in the air during sex. Her kneeing partner strattles her lower leg, her upper leg resting on his shoulder, and his thumb in her anus. For the more advanced man he will also rub her bloody clit.
That girl ruined my sheets after asking me to perform the bloody hitchhiker.
when two thumbs enter the anis of you or another person you have been hichchiked.
ol boy was caught on get 69 getting the ultimate hitchhiker
When someone sticks their thumb up your butt while you're giving them a golden shower.
My girl asked me to hitchhike in the rain, but I'd already pissed a few minutes prior.
When thumb a girls ass like you really need a lift to two states away
When she met me for the date, she had no idea I was an angry hitchhiker
Also know as a PH A women who goes guy after guy getting railed
Man 1: did you hear about Emily? Man 2: no what happened. Man 1: she banged the whole football team man 2: she is such a penis hitchhiker