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1. a stoner who tends to demand first hits on all bowls of weed and intercepts the joint/bong as it's being passed to steal an extra hit; pig-hitters also sneak hits in private before the official smoking begins to achieve a head-start on their high
2. used to describe an individual who converts an entire bowl of weed to ash before they pass the bong to the next person and take larger hits than their fellow stoners
3. one who abuses and beats pigs
Bob: *cough* Here, Gus, it's your turn.
John: Don't mind if I do!
Gus: Dude! You already went! It's my turn now!
Bob: Gosh, John, you're such a pig-hitter!
Dude1: What the...why is the bowl finished already?
Dude2: Aw sorry man, I can be such a pig-hitter sometimes.
Dude1: hey, why is my pig all bruised and shit?
Dude2: well, I got kinda bored and decided to beat it.
Dude1: what?! I never took you for a pig-hitter!
A person who takes very big hits of their joint or bong.
"Holy crap dude, you're a heavy hitter"
Someone who bats above their average in relationships with the oposite sex.
Oh my god hes so ugly and old, but hes in a relationship with that hot, young woman. How is that possible?
Hes a pinch hitter!
1: <baseball> one that pinch-hits
2: <relationship> a penetration device (usually vibrates) used by the male on the female when Viagra just can't quite get the job done.
"Their only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in their pinch-hitter."
"His only chance of hitting a homerun is to bring in his pinch-hitter."
A lesbian or gay male who is the "guy" in one relationship and can be the "girl" in a different relationship.
I thought Gillian was the girl with Leslie, why is she buying strap on's?
She's the guy with Jen, she's a switch hitter.
a pot smoker who waits for other members of the circle to become to high to notice this person has taken extra hits.
John has taken four hits on a two hit rotation that makes him a gypsy hitter.
Usually defined as a male or female who enjoys sexual intercourse with an overweight member of the opposite sex.
Those who think Rosy O’Donnell is hot are called Heavy Hitters