The space between the bed and the wall you hide in when your girl is shooting her onlyfans or letting other dudes hit, but you don’t mind cause you know it’s her body her choice
Shushhh no talking in the simp holster!
The space between the bed and the mattress you stay in when your girlfriend is doing her onlyfans show or when she’s letting other dudes hit it but you totally respect her choices, good man.
Don’t talk while you’re in the simp holster, you already made me so mad
Wannabe Cops. People that want to be best friends with anyone in a law enforcement uniform.
That person wants to be a cop so bad, but they are just a holster hugger.
Also known as underwear (boxers, briefs, etc)
After a long night at the bar, she removed my meat holster
When ya homie makes you look bad to a girl you tryna smash to increase his of chances of hittin' it.
That Rob was a real turkey holster.
"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."
Right after having sex, the man puts his penis in the woman's ear or nose and ejaculates
Daddy, can you pull a california holster?
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It's a special little pocket every man has in his rear
He tucked the pocketknife into his nature’s holster just like his granddad used to do on long hikes through the woods.