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A totally regular and very common butt crack, like mine
Can you believe that there's people out there that have vertical butt cracks? Not normal completely common horizontal buttcracks like yours and mine.
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The act of sexual intercourse.
Let's go back to my place later on and do the horizontal shotput baby.
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The inability to get laid.
Condoleezza Rice is so horizontally challenged, it's not funny.
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Some thing Fat Amy does in the first Pitch Perfect
“Fat Amy what are you doing?” -Abory
“I’m horizontal running.” -Fat Amy *laying on the ground and moving her legs in a bicycle motion*
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Prejudice between persons with similar points of oppression (age, race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, etc.)
A white gay looking down on a gay of a minority group would exhibit horizontal prejudice if based on the latter's minority.
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The Dubble Horizontal is when someone bends you over a bar stool and puts some ruby red slippers on you and does you from behind while you scream "Theres no place like home!"
"Man im gunna come up in there and pull a dubble horizontal on your ass"
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When you fuck a girl so hard that she loses consciousness from the intensity of orgasms and wakes up in the future.
I threw Sara on the ground and gave her a horizontal timemachine.
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