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When one cuts a hole in the pocket of his pants and masturbates
Since I'm required to wear clothes at the airport, I guess I'm just going to have to rock a hot pocket.
Slang for masturbation, so called due to the product's convenience and speed.
Melissa: Why would a guy want to jack off instead of having sex with his significant other?
Mike: It's not that guys would prefer to jack off. Think of it this way: Some times, you just don't have a lot of time, but ya got needs, right? You'd prefer to sit down to a nice full meal, but when you have 20 minutes to shower, eat, and get to work, you can throw back a Hot Pocket in 2 or 3 minutes. It's not the ideal meal, but it's the most convenient when you're too rushed or lazy for a full meal.
A term used amongst skate boarders or the "extreme" sportman, meaning the burning and often painful sensation when jumping or falling and landing on your heels. It usually tends to hurt in your lower back and heels.
"Eh yo dude, you know when I was jumping over the fence? I just suffered some harsh hot pockets."
The act of leaving a big warm dump in the sleeper sofa that your so called "friend" has fell asleep in....and then folding him/her up in it!
"Shit...you should have seen Bobby's face after that hot pocket nap he took."
when you ejaculate into an unsuspecting person's pocket.
Tom shot a hot pocket into Peter's pants, while Peter was passed out on the couch.
Extremely attractive gay male under 5'5"
Man, look at that tight piece of ass over there! He's such a hot pocket. I want to put him on my dick and spin him around.
The act of shitting in a tanning bed and letting it bake for 15-20 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown.
I was so upset with Tan City that I left a hot pocket in booth #3.