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The act of placing a single testicle inside a woman's anus. As she is bent over in the doggystyle position. Is a Houston Hushpuppie
I gave my girlfriend a Houston Hushpuppie last night.
Being the asshole and knowing it is a better fate than an apology that won't fix anything but makes you look better.
The Houston Astros have options, it would be great for them to know they can choose to be the assholes of the league and still survive to another postseason in the future.
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Slow, methodical curb-to-curb swerve popularized by the Houston rap scene.
Watch:
Mike Jones - Still Tippin'
Slim Thug - Wood Grain Wheel
Paul Wall - Sittin' Sidewayz
Paul: "Yo! Do the Houston Swerve."
Rick: "You out your damn mind?"
Paul: "No..."
Rick: "This is a fucking '86 Astro!"
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When a man is recieving head from a fair lass and upon arrival of his sexual climax (and or orgasm) shakes his penis at the girl blowing him and spreads his seed all over her unsuspecting face.
I Houston Shaked that girl un till she went blind.
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You get an extreemly fat chick with giant saggy boobs, strap that ho up with a dildo, get in front of that beast, flop them saggy titties over your back and down your chest ( like jetpack handles) squeeze them bad boys and let her rip up your asshole...
Also reffered to as the Houston jetpacker
Dude I can't wait until I go to fat camp this summer, I'm gunne get Houston jetpacked so many times!!!
Dude That was the best Houston Jetpack ever!
Why are you limping so bad bro?"..."shit man I got houston jettpacked so hardcore last night"
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A powerpop band from the kickass state of new jersey as in Lyndhurst, New Jersey. Currently signed to Drive-Thru Records. And one of my favorite bands of all time :D
* Thomas "Chitty" Keiger – vocals, guitar
* Jose Lopez — guitar, backup vocals
* Ryohei Richard "Okie" Okamoto – keyboards, backup vocals
* Jarrett Seltzer – bass
* Joshua Michael Grigsby – drums
Former members
* Tommie Clayton – drums
* Kenny Ryan – guitar
i commented houston calls on their myspace and they commented back!
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