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hypocrites

a person who says one thing and then turns around and does the opposite.
hypocrites:
-John Kerry
-the popular kids at my skewl
-celebrities

hypocrites 2 person: dont go to fox woods cuz gamblin is evil!
hypocrite at fox woods: wooohoo baby gimme the money!!!!*pulls on slot machines*

ex 2:
white person: yo wat up my nigga?!
black person: dont u fuckin say that again 2 me bitich!

later on....

black person 2 white person: heyy wat^ my cracker!?

by jennylovesean April 12, 2006

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Hypocrite

Keemstar(get this to top 5 definitions plz luv u <3)

Hypocrite-An individual by the name of Alexander is accused of having low intelligence and being of Sub-Saharan African descent through the use of a derogatory term alluding to his dark skin complexion

"Alex Is a Stupid NIGGER"

by Keemstarisastupidnigger June 11, 2019


Hypocrite

It’s like saying something bad abt a thing and then the next minute you do the “bad thing” idk if you understand

When I was like 11 I used to steal my moms cigs and smoke em. So one day I was like “ Ayo big booty mama, like smoking is so stupid” she agreed. LIKE BITCH YOU SMOKE CIGS YOUR SELF YOU HIPPO, aight I shouldn’t be talking lol. I guess that’s the definition of a hypocrite. If you don’t understand that sound like a you prob â˜șNah jk jk, I hope this was like idk helpful and shit 😔

by Yummyoldmomcigs August 23, 2021


Hypocrite

When you've been told by your boss to wear a facemask on federal property and hours later you found your boss doesn't wear one on federal property.

Joe! Define the word hypocrite!

by Justin9991 January 22, 2021


Hypocrite

Joseph Amick

"Reading is suck" - Joseph Amick, while reading a book. What a hypocrite.

by MachoSkarm June 3, 2019


hypocrite

a person who says or tells you not to do something but does it themselves

“taylor is such a hypocrite. she told me to shut up and kept on talking!”

by _hannah December 30, 2017


Hypocrite

Someone who doesn't believe in any god, or hold any god sacred, but still praises god and says his name before bless you. Someone who doesn't believe in rules or hold them sacred, but also doesn't believe in breaking rules, or hold it sacred to break rules. Someone who doesn't believe in fairness or justice, or hold either sacred. Someone who hates critics until its popular to jump on a bandwagon and become one themself, then criticizes over bullshit.

The hypocrite went beyond whining about not being on top, and felt that anybody else but him/her being there didn't deserve it, and should be forced to give him/her something like they owed him/her something. The hypocrite felt that it was fair when he/she ridiculed other people for being a loser, but if he/she got a taste of his/her own shit, tried to get everybody to take everything the person/group worked hard on away from the other person/group and went far beyond whining about unfairness.

by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020