can i shit in your kitchen sink

"can i shit in your kitchen sink" is a term used for

the request of having hardcore gay furry sex

Erin: Yo wassup bro
Jake: Hey man wassup
Erin: Can i ask you a question
Jake: Sure thing
Erin: can I shit in your kitchen sink
Jake: WTF
Erin: wait you dont know what it means
Jake: Hell no
Erin: Search it up

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I Don't Give Two Shits

An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.

Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.

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look at my own arse when I shit

When you are that busy, that you don't even have time to look down when you are having a shit because you are too focused on something, you have to take it into the bathroom with you and use the toilet as a temporary office
Extreme measures involve having to wipe without even checking the state of the tissue before flushing it.

'I had that many emails coming through that I had to reply to, I didn't even have time to look at my own arse when I shit.'

i shitted my pants i am for real

its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real

steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real

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Everything i touch turns to shit!

A feeling of things not going your way. When you screw things up.

I've dated two guys in the last couple of months and they both rejected me in the end. Everything I touch turns to shit!

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I don't give two shits

Way of saying, I really could care less for this shit, and shut the fuck up. Wrapped up in one little phrase.

Dude #1: Hey, can you go water my plants while I'm gone?

Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!

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I don't do that shit anymore

What stoners say when they are off of a drug for about 2 weeks before just going back to doing it. People who are serious about quitting probably won't word it that way.

Freind: Lucas wanna go smoke some dro?
Freinds freind: I don't do that shit anymore

1 week later...

1:Lucas wanna go light up?
2: Hell Yeah!!

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