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Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus?

Give me some food. Usually one says this when they're waiting on line for lunch.

I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".

by metaphoricals June 12, 2010

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can i get a bum of those patatoe chips

this means that your friend wants some of ur patatoe chips

BILL - hey bro , can i get a bum of those patatoe chips please ?

Tyrone - sup bro , yeah sure

by chciken wing named tyrone March 22, 2019

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Can i get a ride

Words asked every day to kids of all ages by an annoying turd-eater named Jastin with a piece of road kill on his head

if your parents pick you up this little moucher will ask you for a ride so he doesnt have to take the bus and use all his bus tokens on the way back to Burbank

by Korn911 April 20, 2005

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I don't get it.

Trains failing to understand a sexual joke because of his so called "innocence".

"I don't get it." - trains

by Muffin44 July 11, 2021

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Can I get a witness

Back in the days when the law was truly an ass, a witness was strong enough to cast judgement on any poor soul they wish to pass blame. Sometimes it took knocking on peoples doors to ask 'can I get a witness', and where the idea for Jehovah Witnesses come from for knocking on peoples doors and throwing the book at them. Taking desperate measures to either clear someones name or to pass blame on to another. Can also be used for those quick marriages some like to have that same day when only set eyes on someone.

Woman: "I'm desperate, please help me to save my son....please, I beg of you."
Stranger: "ok, I see what I can do."
Woman: "thank you, thank you, praise the lord."
Stranger: "Can I get a witness?"
Random Passer-by: "Sure, I'll say he was with me all the time."

by Long Johns August 24, 2013

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can i get some fries wit dat?

a secret code at mcdonalds in urban places that means "hook me up wit some nuggets or sumthin' nigga."

employee: heres yo food
customer: ayyye nigga can i get some fries wit dat?
employee: yea, hold up nigga

by jaybe October 23, 2006

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can I get a little "zip-zip", "looky-looky"?

A phrase used to ask a person to flash you, possibly leading to sexual contact of some sort.

"DAMN girl, you so fine, can I get a little "zip-zip", "looky-looky"?

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008

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