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a way to say you need dick. respectfully.
hey kevin, i know your grandma just died and all but i need to get fucked respectfully.
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P.S. Truthfully actually I need to do my homework
Your boyfriend is gonna break up with you.
Guy: I dunno, I need to think about things
Translation: I'm gonna break your heart
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Because u are amazing u are the one thing that people are still alive today for u r the reason i am who i am today
Why do i need you? because u r everything and everything will change when ur gone
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when you need to take a fucking shit but your mind in not working so you "shit i need to take a fuck" - blake earle 2016
"shit i need to take a fuck" friend- "wait wut did u say m8?" u- "sorry need to take a shit i meant br0"
when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants
also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:
After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
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To use in a situation where it's embarrassing, awkward or a problem that went downhill or regret and you should've coped with it.
I farted in front of my crush, yikes!
I needed my oils wet. get your stuff right