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I hate living in McHenry, IL and not having sports in highschool.
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Comrade Benito Mussolini (the greatest dictator of Italy)'s nickname.
“Meglio una dittatura che offre lavoro e condizioni di vita per gli italiani che una democrazia che non serve ad un cazzo, viva il Duce!”
-“It's better to have, as a form of government, a dictatorship that offers work and good life conditions for the Italian people than a pretty much useless democracy, viva il Duce!”
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A town in central illinois, which is filled with a whole bunch of stuck up people. They believe money is everything, and hate you if you don't act like them. 85% of the girls are fake chicks, whose head's are full of air. They are pretty much plastic barbie dolls.
Stay away if possible.
Let's not go to Morton, IL. I don't want want to see all those wanna be barbies today.
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Place where they have more bars than people, racist cops, and a deadend town where you go nowhere in life.
Matt: I live in Canton, IL.
Jake: So, you had hopes in dreams for your future, but instead you haven't done anything with your life and just sit around and drink at the bar.
Matt: How did you know?
Jake: You said you were from Canton, IL.
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Ok listen, this is a tiny ass but a crazy ass town in Illinois( don't pronounce the "s") population currently 10k+
Mixed races BUT everybody wants to be black (personally idk why cuz yall just like to hate us but whatever)
The girls smell like their favorite word PERIOD!!!
Only a few people are actually in gangs but half of em ain't so there's that.
Some people ain't even associated with any gangs just woke up and said "I'm a four on foe nem" and everybody does it so nobody says shit.
Yall gon talk shit through the phone but nobody gon fight, yall that fight know who you are.
Only some people don't take shit but the rest of yall pussys om
All I gotta say about the drug situation is that EVERYBODY smokes, only a few of us pop pills and the old heads be doing crack and shit but that's everywhere not just Plano so stfu.
Basically, everybody wants to smoke and act cool and play like their from the ghetto, but we all know if a real GD/BD came up they'd shit themselves, and FUCK SANDWICH a hoe from there gave me chlamydia. ALSOOO woaches.
I live in plano il but I'm really bout that life
shut the fuck up 'fo I beat yo ass to next week dumb ass woach
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A town in central IL between one corn field (sometimes it is a bean field) and another.
I blinked while on I55 and almost missed Pontiac IL!
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A city filled with doctors, lawyers, executives, and, most of all, nerds. The elementary schools in this town have $27,000,000 sitting in a bank account and the high school school gets over $100,000,000 a year. Most of this funding comes from the mansions and pharma company headquarters located in this town. Mental illness in common in this town, but at least there aren't drugs.
Average American: "I live in a regular city, make $50,000 a year, and live in a 700 sq. ft. apartment."
Pharma Exec: "I live in Lincolnshire, IL, make $2,000,000 a year, and live in a 8,500 sq. ft. mansion."
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