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what yo mamma sat on to create the iPad
I had an iPhone but yo mamma sat on it and i got me the first iPad
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1. An Apple creation (thanx to Steve Jobs & friends).
2. Initially underated but proved it's magnificence via an astounding staying-power in the cellular phone market.
3. Every haters worst nightmare.
4. A (f*cking incredible) substitute for a Black Berry.
5. Any damn thing you want it to be (well, given Mommy lets you use her credit card to download apps from the app store).
1. .::Apple Cult Meeting::.
Steve Jobs : "Greetings minions ! I've got a plan today...let's create an uber versatile phone to dominate the cell phone market. We'll name it...the...uhm...the *thinks hard*
Apple Minion : "I know! Let's call it the iPh--"
Steve Jobs: "The iPhone! Yes! We'll name it the iPhone...jee...I didn't even need your help. 'Cos I'm the boss and I rule everything."
2. Dumbf*ck: "Gee, the iPhone is so whack. It has nothing."
Me: Ok. Dumbf*ck, then tell me why you always using my phone to use the internet, iPod, navigation, camera, video and stuff. Mmmm, that's right, 'cos you want it you little b*tch!"
3. Me : *on my iPhone*
Hater: "Get yourself a real phone. The iPhone's whack."
Me: "And by 'real' phone do you mean a model similar to yours. Huh, don't think so."
Hater: "Oh yeah, well I STILL think it's not cool."
Me: "And I STILL think living at your mom's house is not cool."
*Hater flees while crying like a little bitch...that he is, of course.*
4. Petunia: "What phone do you have?"
Me: "iPhizzle my nizzle. U?"
Petunia: "Black--"
Me: "Black Berry? Why am I not surprised?"
5. Thanks to all the amazing apps at the app store, the iPhone can be a torch, mini recording studio equipment, magazine, tv, radio, iTrip, fortune teller, remote control, yoga instructor, dictionary, gaming device etc ...the list is endless! No, really!!
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A piece of crap that people would spend their 3 years of savings on, but only to discover that a better version of it came out every 3 weeks.
Guy 1: dude have you seen my new iphone its so fricking awesome!
Guy 2: that sh*t is old, man you need to get the new 3GS
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Well people just make bad reviews about iPhones because they can't afford one. iPhone is a great tool that incompasses google maps, an full internet browser, youtube, a great camera, also can view great photos, a 2-4G video iPod, and also .............. a phone =)
Me: iPhone yo?
you: man those things are gay, why would i shell out
600$ for sumtin like dat?
me: cuz u cant afford it?
you: tru dat, broke like a joke
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A phone, an "iPod", and an "internet communications device"!!!! OH MY GOD! THATS LIKE THREE DEVICES IN ONE!!!
Look at my iPhone! It has a browser AND plays music!!!!1
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an absolutely WORTHLESS piece of junk filled with crap that you really dont want in your frickin phone
Hey wassup?
Dude, wtf is that?
Its my iPhone but i cant hear you cuz im listenin to music
Why would you want a phone with music when you could buy and ipod video for at least half the price?
umm....i dont know....
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The iphone was the first smartphone to provide recreational use from its app store. This has changed evr since the android os for mobile smartphones has been created. The iphone os features simplicity, which can get boring. Most fans of the iphone only like it for all of its fake uses and poinless games, i.e. hand grenade, doodlejump. Android howevr was predicted to kill the iphones glory from day 1, as it features an opensourced interface allowing the user to virtually make the software howevr they want. The androids app repository features less games and mor useful material. While unlocking an iphone brings u to a giant menu of all installed apps, android takes u to ur cuatomized homescreen featuring widgets bookmarks and app shortcuts. Evn a jailbrojen (hacked) iphone/ipod does not compare to an android phone, for the android phone still has mor features. Steve jobs recently said android is hard to develop for cuz of its COUNTLESS phones and versions wen iphone is always the same and only 1 version needs developed for. That statement kills itself, android/htc users r experiencing the greatest mobile phone experience and the only ppl who dont like android wen they get an android phone r ppl who always hav and always will b technologically retarded. Android has been declared by tech experts/critics that it has passed iphone and continues to bttr itself from the iphone os, which if apple keeps using its current philosophy, it will nvr comeback as the greatest smartphone os
Guy 1: "hey check out my awesome new iphone 4 os! It can play music and browse the web and make fart noises"
Guy 2: "hey, watch my android do that and mor while it strobes its led flash" *plays music louder than the iphone, browses desktop versions of code heavy html sites and uses flash to use flash objects on the web, uses fart noise app...*
Guy 3: "1, 2's phone is so much bttr than urs. U look like a giant tool right now cuz u were dumb enough to believe apple's lies."
Guy 1: :( "why did i waste my money on this brick of shit"
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