hoy mojo

Hoy voy a tener relaciones sexuales

Situación: sábado por la noche, un chico en una discoteca a altas horas de la madrugada, dándolo todo en la pista y se pone a hablar con una chica que afortunadamente le sigue el rollo, entonces piensa ("¡hoy mojo!")

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solo mojo

in the age prior to cougar, most commonly known as the puma era, women who are denied coital pleasure by their spouse/significant other discover their solo mojo.

wow. really?
10 years ago i would mention nipple and you would chase me all night...
now i show you and you turn sports center up.
gonna go get my solo mojo on.

The IT Mojo Jojo

A highly superior being. Part of an elite group of 6 formers, famed for his public speeches and his 'very english' sense of humour.

Can be found lurking in the dark shadows waiting to critise anything that moves, or indeed, doesn't. Alternatively, can be found doing shite dancing, to the YMCA. The term shite would suggest the dancing is not very good.

Is a big fan of Morrissey and The Smiths and has a very ambigious sexuality.

'The IT Mojo Jojo's hair is looking quite bad today.'

Me: 'Wow'
The IT Mojo Jojo : 'No, it is not wow.'

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Homo Mojo

1) A purely positive reference to the many skills and abilities of a homosexually-inclined man or woman. In the extreme (stereotypical) sense of this expression, these two words may refer to the charms of Gay men (as decorators, artists, chefs, trend setters, and masters of taste) or Lesbians (excelling in sports or mechanical abilities).

2) For someone attracted to the same-sex, this expression refers to their almost magical ability to get another man or woman in the sack.

3) The intuitive ability of one Gay person to sense the presence of another Gay person through Gaydar.

Example 1: The show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy is all about the Fab 5's homo mojo. Like the song at the beginning of the show says, "all things just keep getting better" with the crew of Queer Eye.

Example 2: Brad really does know just how to keep those home fires burning with his husband John...even in the bedroom...after 15 years!..Can you believe it?!? I need a little of their homo mojo to set my own sheet on fire with Paul.

Example 3: In a crowded room of people, Pete has a real knack for picking out most of the fellas who happen to be sausage hounds. I wish I had that much homo mojo in my back pocket.

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Quasi Mojo

The best garage band ever.

Clifford, Skyler, SleJ, & Levi are the best.

If you like music, Quasi Mojo is the way to go.

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Caucasian Mojo

A name for a white man that is really good at sex and is mainly really good on the Xbox 360 Live.

Caucasian Mojo killed the hole entire team.

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Misplaced Mojo

Seeing someone else's attractive partner or spouse, and thinking you could give them more pleasure then they've already got.

first guy> See that hot redhead dancing with that stiff? She'd be having more fun dancing with me!
second guy> Misplaced Mojo, dude, you know their engaged.

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