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ur as cool as an ikea hat
means ur like well cool
hey beth ur as cool as an ikea hat ngl
To hang a towel from ones erect penis while waiting for the person in the shower to reach for a towel, but results in the person reaching out getting a dick and a towel, and usually results in sex at the end of this dick grabbing experience.
after jane was done showering she reached out for a towel but instead got a towel and johns dick. Jane just got ikea towel racked, and john got laid.
A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed
You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.
A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?
Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
A nickname given by Number Five for three Swedish brothers sent by the commission to kill the Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, the more formal and more official term for them being "The Swedes"
"You can either stay here and wait for the IKEA Mafia to come back to kill you, or you can come with me"-Five, telling Viktor to leave the farm
Person from Scandinavia, but mostly Sweden since it is where IKEA originated.
Person A : Those fuckin´Scandinavians sure travel a lot, don´t they ? Those people are fuckin´all over the place!
Person B: Yeah, bloody IKEA wogs.