To hang a towel from ones erect penis while waiting for the person in the shower to reach for a towel, but results in the person reaching out getting a dick and a towel, and usually results in sex at the end of this dick grabbing experience.
after jane was done showering she reached out for a towel but instead got a towel and johns dick. Jane just got ikea towel racked, and john got laid.
ur as cool as an ikea hat
means ur like well cool
hey beth ur as cool as an ikea hat ngl
A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed
You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.
A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?
Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
A mark of superiority worn by members of the ikea cult
That ikea bucket hat is sick
Exhaustion and desire to sit down due to prolonged browsing in retail spaces and exhibitions.
Let's leave soon, I'm starting to get Ikea Syndrome.
The combination of DMT and LSD. Smoking DMT while under the influence of LSD. Effects are confusing, but factory/assembly line-like imagery seems frequently to be a part of the experience.
"Doing the Ikea flip was an interesting experience, but I'm not sure I'm gonna try it again. It's just too weird. Really confusing.