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Blake

someone so hairy and so smelly, the sheer sight of his wooly body makes you gag and the stench making your soul leave,. blake has so many mental disorders he sticks syringes of jizz and blue gatorade (sour sweat potion) up the booty shoots of his enemies

i saw blake and now i have gatorade and aids

by thecumdodger August 19, 2022


Blake

Blake is a boy that is arrogant and conceited and doesn't notice when a really amazing girl is in love with him cos hes too in love with himself. he is also very sexy and all the girls love him bcoz of how handsome he is. he is usually quite lanky an thin but there is no fat and only muscle. a suitable match for Blake would be a Christy or Stephanie

"dayum foo! look at that boiiii"
"he is providing me with sensations all over!"
"i would smash"
"he gawta be a blake"

by BLAKESBIATCH May 28, 2018


Blake

A type of bloke who sells drugs to you’re nan

Who are you committing a Blake to my nan

by Shweppsy November 18, 2019


Blake

A big ol' dicked man that usually swings his schlong like a helicopter. He also enjoys porn and milk with cookies. He pimps, not simps, and he is probably jerking off as he types this.

Im Blake

by Mycoxafloppin February 18, 2021


[Blake]

To bail without verbal notification at the last minute on a large scale event that you may or may not have planned and to make yourself unreachable by cell phone, text, or email for the duration of the event and at least three days following.

Hey, where's the other groomsman? He's still in Phoenix. I knew he'd Blake.

by Mr. San Carlos July 11, 2008

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


blake

usually a boys name but sometimes a girl. very funny, outgoing, gorgeous, and loud. she has a lot of drama because everyone is jelous of her because she is so perfect. shy around boys and some girls when you first meet her, but once you get to know her she is so much fun to be around. she is the bestest friend you could every ask for.

boy1: who is that hotty?
boy2: oh that's blake! yea she's pretty hot

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnnn November 24, 2013

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Blakeli

This kind of girl is commonly the total package.. unique,always beautiful, athletic, sweet, talented..etc. they usually have big bright smiles and giggly
Laughs; they're naturally happy people and make great friends, even better girlfriends.

They have a way about them that pulls people in, Blakelis never fail to amuse
People and really make the world a happier place by being in it.

Wow, she is a Blakeli, I can tell by her personality. And she's beautiful

by Kbram21 February 23, 2015

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž