Rocks-My-Face-Off

An evaluatory phrase which judges a given activity's enjoyment. Fun things rock one's face off; non-fun things do not.

After seeing Catch-22 at the Avalon in Boston, Jill exclaimed to Lauren: "Dude, that totally rocked my face off!"

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rock my face off

Makes you happy/horny/laugh or otherwise greatly affected.

You rock my face off!
Do you like Alkaline Trio? They rock my face off! Yeah I screwed Chris, he rocked my face off!

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Shatter My Face Bones

being so enamored by a celebrity or idol, that you would let them cause you physical harm just to be in their presence

Tom Brady, I’ll do anything I’ll give up straws just tell me what you want me to do to have a football shatter my face bones into a million pieces

blow my face off

A response given to a person that has said something incredulous.

Geezer 1: I'm gonna win the lotto this week and blow it all on hookers and drugs!
Geezer 2: Yow blow my face off yow do with ya stupid talk

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my face is slightly damp

An expression used as a joke, used when one feels it would be too lame to be sad, so this useful phrase can be used.

Also used in responce to an insult in a sarcastic manner. As if meaning, (sarcasticly) 'i'm so scared.'

You smell.
- ohhh... my face is slightly damp

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internet fuck on my face

Whatever the fuck it is Herb does with his computer in his spare time.

I sure do hope my isp does'nt kill my connection cause' I want this African chick to internet fuck on my face.

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smell up in my face

A term that is most commonly used on the streets and Maury. Meaning: Get up in my business.

Oh, no you didn't just smell up in my face!

That bitch just went and smelled up in my face, yo.

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