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Chelsea Handler defined this saying on her Tv show Chelsea Lately on the E! Network As an alternate to Pay it forward.
A final word for my gay fans: Suck it hard, and suck it forward. Suck it forward. You know, like pay it forward. Do a good deed. Like Oprah. But just a little bit different. Suck it forward.
Chelsea Handler
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Noun: Someone who consistantly forwards/reposts spam, chain letters, urban legends, dirty jokes or other miscilaneous junk mail to their friends online, regardless of
a) the quality of content
b) the interest or applicability to the intended audience (the Forward whore's address list).
Also referred to as a Spam Whore
Forward Whore: "What's that? Pepsi is making patriotic soda cans that emit the word "God" from the Pledge of Allegiance? zomg! ...must...forward...to all...my friends..."
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Women know that they should always wipe front to back. But there is always lots of dirty bitches who wipe back to front. In doing so it causes the puss area to smell like a dirty garbage dumpster, Hence the term smear it forward.
Paula must not have been taught to wipe properly by her mother, cause I cought her smearing it forward while she was getting ready to go out. Later that night after a few drinks, I went to suck the snapper and I noticed the stench of rancid ass and sharp cheese all in the bottom of a garbage dumpster. Damn it Paula why do you smear it forward?
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a song which has been band in Essex's coz it started fights. coz sum people don't know how to dance to garage music
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The opposite of throwback.
A sudden reminder of the future. This can be brought by hearing a song from you're retired, seeing a future boy/girlfriend, seeing robots etc. Simillar to flash forward.
Going to Mars is always a throw forward...
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When you’re superior is kindly explaining that you really f***ed up, and what is to be done so you don’t f**k up again.
So Loreto, being greedy during our last contract negotiations with our number one client did not go very well. Moving forward, try to be more concerned with the quality of our product and how it will benefit them, rather than how much you’ll get from the deal.
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putting on a new roll of toilet paper even when, technically, you don't have to because you've already done your business — but you realize that if you don't the next person will be in an unenviable position
It's a good deed. So you're "paying it forward."
Roll it forward -- it's chicken soup for your soul