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A natural phenomenon that takes place within certain individuals that acheives superior results.
I think it's time, use that joe-motion and conquer the world.
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the legal term movie productions use in place of "sorry, we don't have enough clips to make into a full trailer yet, but just to keep the buzz going about our film, here's something-that's-really-nothing to whet your appetites with"
Jen: Have you seen the motion poster for The Hunger Games yet?
Anna: The what?
Jen: It's a poster that, you know, moves.
Anna (incredulous): Like in Harry Potter???
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When a man's condom bursts open during sexual intercourse, causing semen to escape into the woman's (or man's) sexual organs.
"Gee, Bob! Last night, I had some "motion in the ocean", and now i'm stuck paying child support :-("
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Movement characterized by repeatable back-and-forth motion.
"Jacob had some reciprocating motion in the bedroom."
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An internet slang word for the term "home of the gods". In other words, extremely amazing.
"Dude, lets go to Mount Olympus!"
"Nah, lets go to Invoke Motion."
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Kind of girl who loves to come late to class or a movie(or any other meeting place where people take a seat together with a common purpose) and takes ages to find a seat walking around and annoying everyone in the process, while she is actually ensuring that all the guys get a good look at her.
Girl: "Is this seat free?"
Boy: "It is."
Girl: "Oh, wait. I think I've seen a better one right there. Excuse me... excuse... Is this available?".
Boy: "hey dude, have you seen that girl? that's a motion girl."
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When one gets so lazy, that one decides to stop paying their mortgage and one lets their home go into foreclosure.
How is your home loan motification going? "Shit's in motion, Fuck the banks they should have never been bailed out by Obama"
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