Infinite jest is a construction brick and doorstopper which contains a large amount of text. It was released by Little, Brown and Company in an attempt to enter the market spaces of both both brick construction and interior dΓ©cor during the active real estate market of the 1990's.
Some people have attempted to read the contents of the brick/doorstopper, but like breaking a normal clay brick into pieces with a sledgehammer and attempting to count them for fun, most have given up after a short time, realizing that successfully doing so would be an rather strange and unproductive feat that ultimately impresses nobody.
"I've started reading infinite jest."
"What? You're actually READING Infinite Jest???"
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Never having to reload; Often an attribute acquired by using some form of cheating.
White kids love hip-hop and Axel, tractors and Rambo, playin' Unreal Tournament with infinite ammo.
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A game made for realism but ended up being stupid thanks to its retarded players ramming into each other / ATC tower, not giving a fuck about ATC instructions, flying extremely low to the airport or up to the point where it could recreate the 9/11 pentagon attack if it had airport buildings in it and telling tower that they are remaining in the pattern but they leave the airspace instead as if they are hallucinating Gordon Ramsay telling them to fuck off in the sim
ATC LOG: (Plane 1), please do not taxi throu grass
(Plane 2), please wait for clearance before taking off!
(Plane 3), please wait for clearance before landing!
Me: *slams phone on floor* fuck this! Infinite Flight is the pinnacle of stupidity!
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The action of poop-showering for an infinite time
Hey mom, I gotta take a infinite power.
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Programming term used to describe a never ending sequence.
for(int i = 1; i > 0; i++)
{
// Infinite Loop
}
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A online gradebook for Parents and Students. Hated and Loved by students. And mostly seldom checked by Parents. Also causes lot of misunderstandings.
Student- Hey teach when are we getting the quiz grades back
Teacher- I put the grades up on Infinite Campus
Random Student- Oh yeah I saw that last night I got an 84.
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Infinite tsukuyomi is a genjutsu used by uchiha madara, the main antagonist of the 4th great ninja war from naruto shippuden, madara is in ten tails state when using this taking roughly 15-20 mins, its a very tall plant like thing with a red rinnegan on the top, anybody exposed to the moon when active will go into eternal genjutsu only broken by naruto and sasuke, the affected also have rinnegan eyes when effected
Madara activated infinite tsukuyomi, well sasuke lets go rip each others arms off
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