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Infinite Jest

Infinite jest is a construction brick and doorstopper which contains a large amount of text. It was released by Little, Brown and Company in an attempt to enter the market spaces of both both brick construction and interior dΓ©cor during the active real estate market of the 1990's.

Some people have attempted to read the contents of the brick/doorstopper, but like breaking a normal clay brick into pieces with a sledgehammer and attempting to count them for fun, most have given up after a short time, realizing that successfully doing so would be an rather strange and unproductive feat that ultimately impresses nobody.

"I've started reading infinite jest."
"What? You're actually READING Infinite Jest???"

by mdh1119 November 13, 2021

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infinite ammo

Never having to reload; Often an attribute acquired by using some form of cheating.

White kids love hip-hop and Axel, tractors and Rambo, playin' Unreal Tournament with infinite ammo.

by connick March 5, 2003

11πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Infinite Flight

A game made for realism but ended up being stupid thanks to its retarded players ramming into each other / ATC tower, not giving a fuck about ATC instructions, flying extremely low to the airport or up to the point where it could recreate the 9/11 pentagon attack if it had airport buildings in it and telling tower that they are remaining in the pattern but they leave the airspace instead as if they are hallucinating Gordon Ramsay telling them to fuck off in the sim

ATC LOG: (Plane 1), please do not taxi throu grass

(Plane 2), please wait for clearance before taking off!

(Plane 3), please wait for clearance before landing!

Me: *slams phone on floor* fuck this! Infinite Flight is the pinnacle of stupidity!

by A chinese earthquake May 31, 2020

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Infinite Power

The action of poop-showering for an infinite time

Hey mom, I gotta take a infinite power.

by Onedictionaryboi November 5, 2018

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Infinite Loop

Programming term used to describe a never ending sequence.

for(int i = 1; i > 0; i++)
{

// Infinite Loop

}

by chubsanon001 January 21, 2013

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Infinite Campus

A online gradebook for Parents and Students. Hated and Loved by students. And mostly seldom checked by Parents. Also causes lot of misunderstandings.

Student- Hey teach when are we getting the quiz grades back

Teacher- I put the grades up on Infinite Campus

Random Student- Oh yeah I saw that last night I got an 84.

by uhmminfinitecampusififfy October 13, 2009

12πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Infinite Fade

An infinite fade is were you shoot in call of duty but not actually shooting. The infinite fade came up around in the BO2 days and is classed very cool in a trickshot.

I hit an infinite fade in my trickshot

by Visage Toy April 25, 2017

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