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police informants

Police informants are bitches or "snitch bitches." They are mostly previously caught wannabe drug dealers that turn rat when facing criminal charges. If executed correctly, they could get a police paycheck for their efforts. They don't want to face criminal charges or go to jail so they live a life of shame. Even though they act as friends, they're just faking it to get information from you that leads to an arrest. They could never be trusted. They are desperate to make new drug-dealer friends to promptly turn them over to the proper authorities. When extremely desperate, they could even turn over their best of friends just to report a new bust. They are very dangerous. Buying drugs from police informants count as a drug bust to local police enforcement. Even more so, they are encouraged by the police to sell drugs to younger kids and destroy their lives even if they had no previous criminal history. Hence the "Fuck the police," "Snitches get stitches" and "Snitches end up in ditches" expressions. To clarify the latter, police informants usually get murdered for treason or raped in jail if placed in the general population rather than protective custody. This phenomenon in the "war on drugs" could be explained as "easy busts" for local law enforcement. Wannabe drug dealers are being arrested as an easy bust to justify the local police enforcment's anual federal budget aids for criminal investigations that lead to the arrest and conviction of high-profile drug dealers.

Ex. Man, these police informants are all over the place, let's get the fuck out of here.

Ex. He used to be my friend but now he's working with other police informants and I don't talk to cops.

by G-SLAP M.D. / Rx August 27, 2015

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information highway

Information highway is the internet. The vast amount of information available to you in your home. The information highway makes cool things like the urban dictionary available to the average person.

Dude #1 "are you hooked up to the information highway"
Dude #2 "Yes, I have a dsl conection and it smokes"

by takethathill August 19, 2006

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commonwealth of information

A generic term for the vast resources of information democratically available in the digital, social networked and crowd sourced era.

"Wikis are an example of interactive databases made possible by the commonwealth of information."

by chetmo September 4, 2011


confidential informant

Also known by its abbreviation, "CI", a confidential informant is a narc and a wuss that reports criminal activity to the police by using their extensive street knowledge to track this activity. Was at one point cool but now sells information to get out of jail time. They may be a day one but they ain't loyal.

I "used to" traffick large amounts of PCP throughout my city but one of my buyers was a CI (confidential informant) and I got busted. I only had to bribe a few judges to get off the charges so it ended up working out fine.

by intestinemuncher May 31, 2023


Extraphysical Information

Extraphysical information is the information of the state of an extraphysical system. It is the basic entity of study in extraphysical information theory, and can be manipulated using extraphysical information processing techniques. Extraphysical information refers to both the technical definition in terms of extraphysical entropy and the general computational term. Extraphysical information is still considered as being a hypothetical and theoretical field of study and it's considered as an essential part for the development of extraphysical computing and extraphysical technologies.

"Extraphysical information will be really useful for the development of extraphysical computing and extraphysical technologies such as for the understanding of extraphysical mind and of how extraphysical mechanics actually work."

by Full Monteirism May 9, 2021


Informance Art

Practiced by mainstream media, especially the Big 3 Cable News services, Fox, CNN, & MSNBC. Taking the truth and swaddling it in a tapestry of untruths and exaggerations to appeal to a certain demographic.

That story by Rachel Maddow was Informance Art at its finest, it made me think Republicans really do eat babies.

by j teflon March 24, 2020


ASSymetrical Information

When a woman can't hide her feelings for a guy. Usually leads to stalking and restraining orders.

She got that info for me, dog. She's a sophmore at UT and likes Lenny Kravitz. I can't miss.

by anon March 3, 2005

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