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The reason why people kill their spouses
Life Insurance
When you have sex in a driverless car on the highway. Hope you enjoyed it, It'll probably be the end.
We really tested out our car insurance last night, didn't we, sis?
When ADA is at a red light, puts his car in reverse and bumps the person stopped behind him and blames it on them, opens the door and rolls on the floor holding his neck and you can hear him yelling “ I should have had me neck brace on and I wouldn’t be in this pain” Timmy where are you, kill me now my nalgas are all Mojadas 😳
ADA get you neck brace ready, you have to drive soon clown it’s Insurance Jale time
Insurance Seniors sell to freshman to "Insure" they won't get shoved in their lockers
"What does Locker Insurance do?"
"Here I'll show you!"
As in hellfire. When a wealthy individual, having rapaciously climbed the ladders of success to get to the top, feels pangs of guilt for the unethical deeds done along the way to get there. Fearing a legacy of scorn, or, if a believer, an eternity of damnation, he or she takes out "fire insurance" in the form of donations to charity and / or public displays of contrition at speaking events, etc.
Marco: Looks like another Ted Talk from a dot com billionaire decrying capitalism—a little fire insurance never hurt, did it?
Polo: Yeah, that person also just had a new building named after her downtown. It's a homeless shelter. The employees of the old companies she destroyed live there now.
One of those seemingly ridiculous rules in sports or other public institutions that exist only to cover the asses of the insurance companies.
I can't believe Rick got a suspension for taking his mask off before leaving the ice - it must be an insurance rule.
When you know the action you are about to take is wrong, but you have to do it anyway because if you would have been right the result is much, much worse than if you were not.
I called the bet on the river with my flush even though the board had paired and there was a bet/raise to me. I had to pay my tilt insurance because if I lost this pot by folding to a worse hand I would have killed myself