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Insurance Jale

When ADA is at a red light, puts his car in reverse and bumps the person stopped behind him and blames it on them, opens the door and rolls on the floor holding his neck and you can hear him yelling “ I should have had me neck brace on and I wouldn’t be in this pain” Timmy where are you, kill me now my nalgas are all Mojadas 😳

ADA get you neck brace ready, you have to drive soon clown it’s Insurance Jale time

by FactualTruth March 06, 2019


Life Insurance

The reason why people kill their spouses

Life Insurance

by UltimateDoge November 11, 2022


Car Insurance

When you have sex in a driverless car on the highway. Hope you enjoyed it, It'll probably be the end.

We really tested out our car insurance last night, didn't we, sis?

by Condomant May 25, 2023


comeback insurance

The act of leaving something at someone's else residence in order to have an excuse to come back over.

She left her toothbrush at my house last night as comeback insurance.

by Calypso27 November 08, 2017


fire insurance

As in hellfire. When a wealthy individual, having rapaciously climbed the ladders of success to get to the top, feels pangs of guilt for the unethical deeds done along the way to get there. Fearing a legacy of scorn, or, if a believer, an eternity of damnation, he or she takes out "fire insurance" in the form of donations to charity and / or public displays of contrition at speaking events, etc.

Marco: Looks like another Ted Talk from a dot com billionaire decrying capitalism—a little fire insurance never hurt, did it?

Polo: Yeah, that person also just had a new building named after her downtown. It's a homeless shelter. The employees of the old companies she destroyed live there now.

by Helvidius October 20, 2019


insurance rule

One of those seemingly ridiculous rules in sports or other public institutions that exist only to cover the asses of the insurance companies.

I can't believe Rick got a suspension for taking his mask off before leaving the ice - it must be an insurance rule.

by rentropy December 27, 2008


pip insurance

When a woman pays for sex with her pussy.

I want some drugs but don't have any money....but I do us my pip insurance

by Omedi March 05, 2022