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Simply put, the best town in the world home to the best state U in the world, the University of Iowa. Voted #1 Best Place to Live in the USA, named most cultured city per capita in the nation, it was the first city in the world to elect a female mayor, it has one of the top five public school districts in the nation, it's the home of the ACT (test) and of 115,000 intelligent, diverse people. 30,000 party hardy college kids, a sweet downtown, a world class concert hall with world class entertainment and Big Ten Iowa Hawkeye athletics make it one sweet place to live.
Ned: hey Jim, you should come back to Iowa with me and hang out this weekend
Jim: f*ck Iowa
Ned: no it's alright, I live in Iowa City.
later that weekend in Iowa City
Ned: see?
Jim: (awed silence)
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An amazing town full of helpful people and a funny cop. It does have a few bad young kids but its family.
I would love to live in Afton Iowa.
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When you finger a girl with a corn cob and she has a unshaven vagina.
I gave Samantha a iowa field last night.
The Iowa Windmill is when a man and a women have anal intercourse until the women poops on the mans penis leading to the man slapping the women in the face multiple times with his shit dick in a windmill motion
Little Sammy- "Aunt Mary, why is your face covered in shit and all bruised up, and why are you walking like daddy when he got out of prison"
Aunt Mary- "Well sweetie, your favorite uncle and I just did The Iowa Windmill, you will know what that means when you are about 15 or 16"
A place were you complain it is too warm in the summer and too cold in the winter
"I'm from Jefferson Iowa"
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Small farming community located in NE Iowa. The exciting part of the town is Kwik Star. It consists of a community school, and a CO-OP.
Oh hey did you go to "Dunkerton Iowa?"
Yeah, I saw a tractor
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The light touching of two bare penises by two men, usually upon meeting each other for the first time. The Iowa Handshake is believed to have originated in Bettendorf, Iowa, where men to this day often "touch tips" to convey trust. Today it is also common in the Highland Park area of St. Paul, MN, particularly North of Ford Parkway.
The only man you can trust is one that gives you an Iowa Handshake while he looks you in the eye
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