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Skullfucking an AlQaeda member to death. Yes, skullfucking a guy, but not to be gay, just to show them who's boss, goddammit!
Chuck Norris: "America, fuck yeah!!"
Terrorist Bastard: "*gugh!* Halajamagh- *AGH!*"
Osama: "Holy fucking Allah!! It's the Iraqi Root Canal!...Oh shit, that's Chuck Norris!!"
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When someone throws a shoe at you
I was so pissed at James, that I performed an Iraqi press conference and knocked him the fuck out
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It makes a lot of sense that OIL was for OIL right. Considering that the cost of war was much higher than the amount of OIL we can get from Iraq right.
Obviously this wasn't only about OIL it was also about Bush getting a political boost. Seriously there is no any other reason for a politician to do anything than attempting to get a political boost. I can't believe that any of you acctually believe the actors and musicians. Can't you see they are only trying to advert your attention from what this war was really about.
Also gas prices are higher now than they were before.
Anyone that thought OIL was about OIL and not Bush getting a higher approval is a retard.
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A oral experience gone wrong.
Well While your girlfriend is giving you a blow job. You need to pull the covers over her head.Rip the most sickest ass possible.Push her head down so she has to breath in her nose.Thust the Iraqi Hot Tent.
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When you receive oral sex, then grab the one performing by the hair, shout "SADAM-IZED!", then place their mouth on your brown eye and squeeze out a mustard gas like fart.
"Suzy suprised me last night with an Iraqi Death Chamber."
"Billy needs to change his diet after giving me an Iraqi Death Chamber last night."
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More like something ironical which means that someone has crappy weapons.
-Lol, we just owned them so bad!
-Yeah, they had Iraqi rocket launchers, that's why!
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president bush is against masturbation (www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity), so he wanted to INVADE Iraq to circumcise all iraqi males and teach them to stop masturbating (what heppened to sistani.org? bush wants to cover his mistakes!). Since females in iraq are very private, trying to do anything of that sort to them, would cause most muslims to hate the u.s. so bad, that it wouldn't be worth it. Even the great bush jr. is afraid of the islamic world to some extent (see him ticking lately?)
operation iraqi penis was later abondoned, when it was found out that Islam does not allow people to masturbate anyhow, and they do a good job of following. (but the great little bush still closed the access of sistani.org, and some others to cover his mistakes)
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