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People of Irish descent. Considered the "Blacks of Europe" and for good reason. Scientific analysis has shown the Irish to be closer to apes than most Europeans, this is especially apparant in facial structure. Physically they have large, oversized balloon heads with relatively small brains compared to homo sapiens. Sickly pale white skin with bad teeth is common.
Known to be loud and obnoxious in behavior, and prone to alcoholism. Like to think of themselves as tough fighters, but universally known to cut and bleed easily.
Have a long tradition of racial intolerance, and are proud of it. Males of the species often have small penises, known as "the curse of the irish". It is believed the "baby dick syndrome" is a major cause of anger issues and alcoholism among the males. Their 'cuisine' is very simple, all foods are boiled with a minimal seasonings. A common snack is a dirty potato fresh from the earth,devoured with much relish! They must eat potatoes at regular intervals, failure to do so will lead to paranoia and mental instability.(eg. "They're Always After me Lucky Charms!")
Their beverage of choice to wash the spuds down is bottled sewage known as "Guinness".
Interestingly, despite all these shortcomings, they have a "superiority complex" bordering on arrogance. It is believed this developed as a coping mechanism.
Occupation: The males are known to work as police officers, where laziness,lack of character, and racist attitudes make them an ideal fit. Others work in non mentally demanding fields such as construction.
Mating: Often occurs while intoxicated, birth control is rarely used. Low intelligence and Fetal Alcohol Syndrome are believed to be causative factors... Litters are large, with the female bearing over 15 "tater tots" in an average lifespan.
Culture: Have brought the world numerous abominations such as "Riverdance", "U2", hack/plagarist Denis Leary and the always nauseating "Dropkick Murphys".
A million Irish starved to death during the potato famine. . .You're on an ISLAND for chrissakes, learn how to FISH, you stupid Micks!
I needs me beloved potato NOW, Molly!!
Paddy: Kiss me, I'm Irish!!
Woman: *Vomits* Is that lipless orifice filled with rotten, jagged teeth supposed to be your mouth??
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Miserable, complaining people. Thet hate everyone and love themselves.
Bloody irish, they're always complaining.
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A bunch of rascist tossers who are only British when they want our benefits.
Otherwise they're like "Fuck British scum!".
And yes, most are alcholics.
Irish bitter (Guiness) is shite!
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People who have been known to have a very hot headed temper.
Better watch out for that angry guy he's Irish.
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The Irish are:
1.Weak, stupid people, prone to drink
2.Come from an island named ireland
3.Large percentage of gingers
4.Cant speak english probably, even when they try
5.No unique national import except their own stereotype
6.Blame the English for all their troubles(no pun intended)
Ed:You alright mate, where do you come from then?
Paddy:I'm Irish. From Ireland.
Ed: Wheres that then?
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Irish (n.): to be Irish is to be able chug any filthy alcohol no matter what.
"Look at Daniel chug that shitty Amber Ale. He's so Irish."
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1. The goofiest looking nationality on the planet. 2. Euphemism for drunk. 3. Posessing way too much pride in ethnic identity.
1. That girl has the wierdest eye shape and some crazy eyebrows. Plus, she smells like week old tater tots. She must be Irish.
2. Why is tara using Jack Daniel's in a beer bong? Because Tara is an Irish.
3. My name is Erin Morris. That's about as Irish as you can get. I hate Irish people and thier sense of self-importance. They are worse than mexicans.
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