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The reason you're alive. It was a Maiden concert you were made an accident by your parents
Barry: Why are you an accident, Steve?
Steve: Thank Iron Maiden
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The Best Metal Band of all time. Top 10 best songs would be 1)Blood Brothers 2)These Colors Don't Run 3)Lord of Light 4)Dance of Death 5)The Rainmaker 6)The Clansman 7)The Trooper 8)Aces High 9)Where Eagles Dare 10)Different World
This is obviously excluding The Number of the Beast, Hallowed Be Thy Name and, Rime of the Ancient Mariner.
Damn this IRON MAIDEN stuff is the shit! UP THE IRONS!
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The coffin like mettle contraption with a womans body on the front. Made of iron with drainage holes in the bottom, it has sharp spikes on the inside. As the device is closed upon someone on the inside, they are pierced many times, and their blood flows out the bottom. This device is currently sued by The Moldman
OMG, The Moldman got him with his Iron Maiden, when the emts got their he didnt have a drop of blood in his body!
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Tied for best metal band ever. Metallica doesnt owe Iron Maiden their careers concidering they started at the same time. Long Live Ed.
There was nothing good on the radio until finally someone played Iron Maiden. Now I can't get enough of their 874742 albums they made.
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A fake torture weapon supposedly used in the 1600s. It was a vertical coffin designed usually with a face, with spikes on the inside so that when you closed it, the victim would be impaled and bleed out slowly.
We shoved Ben into an Iron Maiden.
There are two definitions of Iron Maiden
1. A device of torture where you are placed in a casket with spikes in it and it is closed
2. A kick ass metal band with songs like Number of the Beast and The Trooper
1. Let's use the iron maiden on him
2. Dude I saw iron maiden live in concert
11 fully erect NFL players running full speed at you.
I got the Iron Maiden, now I can’t walk...