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Israeli Snipers

WOW DAWG! Even I only kill the disabled if women bang them instead of me. They're over there just taking pot-shots at them? Damn!

Hym "Wow! Israeli Snipers have been recorded shooting the disabled, children, medics, and press!? Oh-Boy-Oh-Jeez! I wonder why they raped and murdered your children! What could have possibly happened there!? Hey, and if Hamas is the government in Palestine... How is it not a 'Military operation' Ben? If Hamas is the government... AND THE MILITARY... How is it not a military operation? And you could say that they committed war crimes but the war crimes of the Israelites have been ignored for years, apparently. So... The Israelites haven't ✌️✊️✌️set foot✌️✊️✌️ in Gaza for years... They've just been shooting them from across the border and controlling their water, electricity, and (I guess if you have all the phone numbers of all the Palestinians) their internet? Sounds like you don't actually need to ✌️✊️✌️set foot✌️✊️✌️ in Palestine to have a negative effect on them... Sounds like it doesn't matter that you haven't set foot there. It sounds like the 'set foot' part is rhetoric being used to obfuscate what's really going on there."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2023


Israeli Icepick

When a gentleman of Jewish descent plunges his proboscis into the depths from which no one ever returned.

Ariel : It's not called "sniffing shit", it's called an "Israeli Icepick", mind you.

by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021


Israeli Genocide Force

The Israeli Genocide Force, once known as the "Israeli Defense Force", is a militant terrorist group that murders babies, children, women, men, and civilians while calling this activity "self-defense"

The Israeli Genocide Force bombed the cancer floor of a children's hospital in Gaza.
The Israeli Genocide Force bombed multiple refugee camps in Gaza.
The Israeli Genocide Force bombed a Red Cross humanitarian aid truck in Gaza.
The Israeli Genocide Force bombed an ambulance carrying wounded people in Gaza.
The Israeli Genocide Force killed over 10,000 Palestinians in a month, 70% of whom were women and children.
The Israeli Genocide Force is supported by President Biden.

by Thinking_Millennial November 9, 2023

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Israeli Gas Mask

When you cum into a yarmulke (kippah) and force it onto someone's face

Shlomo: I just had a horny hanukkah

David: how come?
Shlomo: I gave Hila an Israeli Gas Mask

by handy hickster April 13, 2021

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Israeli

A super hot chick from Israel that you would bang.

I would totally Israeli her

by Mahbarley August 11, 2024


Israeli

(Adjective) a partner or a spouse who is a narcissistic psychopath that destroys his/her partner then makes him/her think it’s his/her fault

“ Her boyfriend is really evil, he has the traits of an Israeli”

by Gi2023 October 25, 2023


Israeli

A person who goes into other people’s homes and pretends it’s their home too.

Guy 1: „Bro I just moved all my stuff to my neighbours place 🤣“
Guy 2: „Bro you’re being such an Israeli, you can’t just do that.”

by Flowerthrower January 23, 2024