A stupid wanna be gangster that is afraid of middle school girls and cant hold up a single relationship without crying over the smallest thing and considers fortnite best game in the world
"Man ivan is such a wanna be."
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The male name Ivan tends to come from the Slavic countries and generally means man of God. They tend to be extremely caring once you get to know them but can sometimes have a tough shell. When they are involved in a conflict, they think with their heart as they will fight for who they love.
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Perfection. Dark hair and eyes, hot as hell (yeah gurls you know what I'm talkin bout!). An Ivan will have your back through and through, look out for you, and always be there. Charming as f***, a total flirt. An Ivan will do anything to see a smile on your face, but even more, so see one on everyone's. Friends with everyone. If an Ivan likes you though, you may never find out, but if you do you know you have them for life. Always laughing and playing around, you are very lucky if you've got an Ivan.
Girl 1: Do you know Ivan
Girl 2: Who dosent?! I said nothing but he is Soooooo hot
Girl 1: Yeah but I heard he likes Jasmine-
Girl 2: Still, you think I could have a chance?
Girl 1: If he does like her you have no chance, Ivan is a man of devotion.
Girl 2: DAMN YOU JASMINE-
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Ivan is the type of guy who loves to get pegged by his emo girlfriend.
Yo bro I just got pegged! You must be named ivan
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the worst person you could ever meet. people will hate theyre life if they have a ivan
yeah i have a friend his name is IVAN
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EGOTISTICAL LITTLE SHIT THAT CALLS JG AND DOES NOTHING ABOUT IT. GIVES YOU STAGE 999999999 TESTICULAR CANCER AND MAKES YOU WANT TO DIE IN HELL. Likes traps, big brolic black men, and Taints. SPAMS TANKS CUZ HAS NO DEFINITION OF MECHANICS.
J: Yo the jg is soloing drag and the rest of his team is dead we should 5 man contest it
Ivan: Nah dude we can't that champ is BrOkEn *proceeds to farm in jg and int away his lead he had*
J: *Holds in all comments for no ban* Great job man!
Ivan: Ik dude im really good my mmr is like plat but i dont play ranked cuz thats too ez man
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Your such an Ivan.... wow thatβs disrespectful
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