Massive Jk

it is "just kidding" but for things even more serious

Bob: your mom's a whore steve
Steve: what the hell man
Bob:Massive jk

JK Rowlinged

When a white woman really f**ks up, then doubles down on her f**k up when given feedback

Karen really JK Rowlinged that one up.

JK-ing

The word you use when you're kidding, but not really.

I'm JK-ing Samantha, I didn't eat dog food. ;)

jk rowling

Used in place of "jk", to denote any previous comment as having been in jest.

Also can be used in conjunction with other harry potter references, where appropriate, as in:

Person A: I thought you were jk rowling!

Person B: No, I was totally being sirius black, I meant what I said!

Person A: Well fuck you... Professor... Sprout!

Person B: lolwut?


(JK rowling and sirius black are the only ones that really work together)

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jk rollin!

its the same as jk (just kidding) but it helps releave any negativity you have caused before by casting a spell on the other person causing them to laugh.

Matthew: your a fucking B*TCH when you come over! i dont wanna see your face again!!!

Andrew: )': why would you say that

Matthew: Jk Rollin!

Andrew: xD hhahaha what?

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jk lol

when you want to take back something you said but you does not want it tone okword yuh dig

I poured boiling water on my newborn baby

jk lol

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jk but not really

The cool phrase that only ill people say in a situation where you say something, then say your kidding, then say but not really. Usually people say just kidding and in their heads they think "but not really." In this case, you say it out loud. COOL RIGHT!? well if you dont get it then you should just fucking die cuntbag. kthnxbye!

Kate: What are you doing here, uh, how do you know where I live?
White: It's called the Freedom of Information Act, Kate. The hippies finally got something right. Haha. jk but not really.

A scene from the AMAZING movie Dodgeball

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