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A sure-fire way to get any girl you want by treating her like garbage, and when she gets in her “feels” you swoop in looking like Mr. Perfect
Bro I hit sarah with that f****** jace effect
Jace Wayland is a fictional character from the 'Mortal Instruments' Trilogy by Cassandra Clare. At the beginning of the first book, 'City of Bones', Jace is introduced as an arrogant yet gorgeous Shadowhunter and a first level asshole. However as you read on you learn that he is caring and thoughtful inside. He is full of sarcasm and almost every line he says in the books will make you either laugh, or cry. He is in love with Clary Fray, the other main character in the trilogy.
If you have read all three books, you can be expecting more in the upcoming years.
After reading the books, you automatically fall in love with his character.
* If you are unsure as to what Jace looks like, Alex Pettyfer is a name that is often brought up. Alex has been offered the role of Jace Wayland in the upcoming movie adaption of 'City of Bones' along with Lily Collins as Clary Fray.
1. "I am a man" he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown." -Jace Wayland - City of Glass.
2. "There is no pretending," Jace said with absolute clarity, "I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, I'll love you then." -Jace Wayland - City of Glass
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When a man covers his dick with toothpaste and proceeds to brush a girl's teeth.
Person 1: Dude I gave her a Dirty Jace last night.
Person 2: "Sweet."
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The most awesome dream guy I will ever have!! He looks like Alex Pettyfer too ;)
Jace W is in the City of Bones
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A very lean blonde fighting machine.
Who's that over there? Oh thats Jace Lemke. He's a brute watch out.
Normally the guy with the smallest cock in the room
You see jaces Morris over there he has a small cock
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Jace Hastings is the most obscenely fat person ever with the most immense mass imaginable. He eats pure sugar and can always be found playing hogwarts legacy in his room for the 400th time.
Friend 1: Bro, you're almost as heavy as Jace Hastings' pinky toenail
Friend 2: Rude, I'm not 500 pounds, yet