Jaked

To be dropped off at a random location, not by choice.

Jake: man that bitch made out with some one right in front of me
Matt: So what did you do?
Jake: I dropped that bitch off at a gas station
Matt: hahaha man that bitch got jaked

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a jake

Another word for a snitch

Not only is he a Mark he’s also a Jake for calling 12

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jake

sexy man who is incredible at fucking and has a great bod.

wow, look at him, he is such a jake

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jake

a being of extreme sexual nature. often refered to as a scientific breakthrough because no one can stare at him longer that 2 seconds without craping their pants on a count of his astonishing beauty.

"i dare you to stare at jake for 3 seconds"
"no problem!"
"1....2.... GOD DAMNIT!!!!"

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jaked it

to drop a ball (usually a football) that is easily catchable

"Dude how didn't you catch that ball it was right to your hands!'

"I know i totally jaked it"

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Jake

They are great friends with a big personality and quite handsome. Also the hilarious one of the group in a crazy daredevil way. But they can also get on your nerves a bit.

If you were thinking about dating him you would have to get to know him first because when you first see him he just seems like an average hot dude but when you get to know him you will realize he is extremely dirty minded and crazy. But then when you peel off the last layer you will realize he has quite a sensitive side so good luck.
Also why do they always say this: MASTERBATION MASTERBATION JUICY CHIZZZZ.

friend: Jake why is your but so big
jaKE: ITS FULL OF MASTERBATIONAL JUICES
friend: If I pop 1 cheeck will it spill every where

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Jake

A tall, handsome, extremely caring man. Jake (not Jacob) is a unique individual with a huge heart. He loves animals, friends, and has empathy beyond the common person. He will also be witty, a music lover, and sensitive to how his clothes fit. You will always catch him listening into music in the shower. His great personality will match his extremely good looks— being tall, lean, with olive skin and dark hair. If you meet a Jake, never let him go.

Wow did you see that handsome man who helped push that broken down car out of the road? He must be a Jake

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