January 25

The most beautiful girls are born on this day. January 25 is when the best people are born.

Where you born on January 25, because you're stunning.

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January 8

This is the best day ever. if you were born on this day just know that you were basically born on the best day. your cute, funny, maybe not that smart, but that’s ok because you are SWAGGY.

dang she must be born on January 8 because she is swaggy

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January meme

A low-quality meme. It generally comes to prominence in January, as the stress of both the end of classes and Christmas fades away and the quality of the Internet degrades as a whole. You know what I'm talking about, those beginning of the year memes that make no sense but are funny for like a day because no spicy memes are out yet.

gosh dammit, remember that old January meme Ugandan knuckles? ugh made me want to kill myself

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January 5th

The finest and most thick girls were born today. People born in January 5th always put a smile on your face

Sarah: ugh! Why couldn’t I be born on January 5th like Zoe?!
Marcus: Sarah stop being a jealous bitch..

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January 23rd

National give a girl your hoodie in exchange for her scrunchie day.

National give a guy your scrunchi in exchange for their hoodie day

Hey it’s January 23rd give me your hoodie here’s my scrunchie

January 17

If Your Birthday is in January 17 Well Your In Luck Because Your Friends And Teachers Would have to Give u 2-5 or more dollars for Your Birthday :)

Damn I Wish It Was January 17 So I can Get paid 😞😔

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January 27

Greatest birthdate ever.

You share your birthday with Lewis Carrol (1832), the beautiful cracked out mind that brought you Alice in Wonderland. Nobody else born on any other day can claim this fact. The Jabberwock is your soul.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, founder of sex, drugs & music (as the trio we know it), was also born on this day.

People born on this day are some of the coolest people you'll ever meet (usually because they're born on the coldest day of the year).

January 27's are both creative & logical thinkers using the first to express the latter in most situations. We are brutally tough people with hearts of gold, we will lend you the shirt off our backs, if you deserve it. We are quiet, unassuming folk, you will most likely find us reading a book or having a meaningful conversation rather than play sports or arguing. Most importantly, animals fucking love you, whether you love them back or not.

Lewis Carrol was born on January 27th, 1832.

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