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A combination of two names; both horrific; Jar Jar Binks and Lames (someone who's name is James, but is intensely lame). This is one of the most ultimate insults one can give to someone named James.
James, why are we going bowling? Stop being Jar Jar Lames.
THE MOST POWERFUL SITH LORD OF ALL TIME, responsible for the downfall of the Jedi, plunged the whole galaxy into darkness, got on Qui gon jinn's good side so that he could ruin everything, disappeared during the clone wars after losing a lightsaber duel to gonk droid
*the duel*
gonk droid: GONK?
jar jar: meesa darth jar jar and meesa will kill yousa and rule this galaxy
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: yousa will try
1 year later
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: no yousa getting weak
gonk droid: *corscrew flips over jar jar and stabs him through the chest*
jar jar: what are yousa doing why are youse behind mees... *dies*
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: i hate you *burns*
anyone: Jar Jar Binks is the best sith lord ever
someone else: no he is
jar jar}: kills him
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ONE BIG FUCKING MORON!
Me-sa like-a to slit me-sa throat! Jay!
George Lucas is an idiot for trying to make more money off his trillion dollar Star Wars Trilogy.
This pre-trilogy garbage is nothing more then drawing in pathetic Star Wars fans to listen to douchebags like Jar Jar spew his retarded dialouge on screen.
DIE JAR JAR DIE!
What's wrong with you George Lucas you crackhead?
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A short rotund man with pale skin that matches his hair. Jarreds usually don't know how to spell, and are retarded in most aspects. Jarreds seek out single moms who are desperate to date. Jarreds also call and text their exes for up to 4 years after the break up. Jarreds get angry in a blink of an eye, and start hitting randomly. Jarreds are the devil.
That guy is desperate, he must be a Jarred.
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JARRING
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Jarring means collecting your bodily waste and/or fluids (generally describing urine or feces, but also includes sperm, blood, phlegm, pubic hair, boogers/snot, earwax, puss, those little tails that come from blackheads, fingernails, and nut-butter) in a small jar. Commonly practiced by psychopaths and the extremely lazy. The lazy hide their jarring from others (usually under their bed) and psychopaths jar for many years and display their collection(s) proudly on shelves.
Dude, my girlfriend told me that she has been jarring for the last two weeks! Yea... I broke it off... quickly.
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the lowest form of a douche bag. gets girls pregnant and then leaves them alone with the baby with no support. he will make you cry every night for 10 months. breaks promises and lies all the time. he will be the biggest disappointment of your life, and the biggest waste of time.
"did you hear about what jarred did to brittany?" "yeah, i can't believe that douche!"
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A slang or short term for jerk.
jark=jerk
jark-k=jar
My brother is a jar. If I said jerk he would tell on my.
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