Pittsburgh Java

When an employee drops a turd in another employees thermos. So if you don't like someone and you know where they keep their thermos in between breaks....and you feel a crap coming on...pick up a turd from the toilet and drop it in his thermos for a warm cup of Pittsburgh java.

mmmmm...that Pittsburgh Java is good.

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East of Java

1. Where the site of Krakatoa is most definitely not to be found.
2. A rather good band that plays the Essex / East London rock circuit

1. Krakatoa is west of Java, you idiot!!!
2. Last saturday I went to see East of Java play at the Valentine in Gants Hill with all my mates from 18 Plus.

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Goddamn Java!

Expression of dismay/disgust.

Arcade Fire is so mainstream now... Goddamn Java!

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Java Script

A random assortment of functions and variables used to create special effects on web pages. Gernerally used only to impress people who don't care.

I used some Java Script to spice up my website, cause I'm a wordfagot/word.

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Java Jive

Java Jive is a wonderful place that sells coffee and other beverages, usually turns a huge profit because people are willing to pay $7 for an esspresso shot

Java Jive is, in a way, like starbucks.

The Java Jive song is as follows....
I love coffee, I love hot chocolate, I love tea too.
We all love the Java Jive and the Java Jive loves you

WE ALL LOVE THE JAVA JIVE AND THE JAVA JIVE LOVES U!

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g-java

G-Java is an vaporware application supposed to "convert" games made with Mark Overmars's Game Maker to J2SE web applications.

"I'm gonna convert am MMORPG made with GM to Java with G-Java!!11"

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Java Juiced

Overstimulated by a significant intake of caffine.

"Don't pay any attention to him, he's just Java Juiced."