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Jed's a millionaire

Had sex, or 'got lucky'.

We were at the club last Saturday and I met this hottie; I bought her a drink, we ended up back at her place and the next thing your know, Jed's a millionare!

by Code Monkey June 8, 2005

11πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Jed head

Someone who loves Jed Ortmeyer, the twenty-nine year old NHL hockey player. Formerly played on the New York Rangers wearing the number 41. Hails from Omaha, Nebraska.
Usually girls, see puck bunny.

A girl who thinks Jed is gorgeous and actually a good player (he's not) and defends him at all costs, is a Jed Head.

by Lena Jade September 23, 2007

8πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


jed curls

curling a weight thats to heavy for you, and will usually involve extreme usage of the back while curling.

guy: why is that guy doing those curls like an idiot
2nd guy: oh hes doing jed curls

guy: look at the way that guy is doing those curls, he looks like hes cheating
2nd guy: yeah hes sooo jedding those reps

guy: dont get mad, but i might have to jed the last rep its gonna be to hard to do them normally

by the bussiness September 26, 2010

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jed Fu

This is the way to act like the Joker. When he is confusing people during the Dark Knight. It's actually a persuasive technique called incongruity.

The action of turning an argument on it's side and confusing your opponent by throwing them off with something clever.

You just stole $20. Retort using Jed Fu - Hey what happens if you eat a frozen coke and have Chron's disease.

by jedfu May 4, 2010


jed and alyssa

superior in all aspects

i wanna fuck jed and alyssa.

by jed6969 May 7, 2020


papa jed

Beer swilling monster that goes berserk when the red mist descends.

I'm gonna do a papa jed !

by Ginga March 29, 2004


Jed Thomas

The sexiest man alive who is in one of the best bands.

1: omg who’s that!
2:that’s jed Thomas the sexiest man in the world

by Ml54 January 4, 2020