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When someone bases their entire lifestyle around their Jeep. They have become engrossed in "Jeep Culture" and will spend all their time and money on their Jeep. These people are often obsessed with their Jeeps, even to the point where they will ignore previous hobbies or friendships in favor of other "Jeepers". Studies with EEG have confirmed how the brain of a Jeeper reacts when talking about Jeeps. Similarly to Cocaine, there is a rush of endorphins that temporarily inhibit the Jeeper's thought processes. If you worry someone you know is developing a Jeep personality, please call 1-800-273-8255 because you'll want to kill yourself once they start talking about their Jeep.
"Sean sure has developed quiet a jeep personality. He screamed 'Wrangler' when he climaxed last night."
n. A large hammer. Used to get bolts in place, body panels in line, driveline components off, or just venting frustration. These come in many different varieties. Old wooden ones for cjs, solid metal ones for xjs, rubber coated ones for zjs
I need to get the track bar off....Hand me the jeep wrench please.
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A form of unspoken communication amongst jeep wrangler owners, acknowledging each others shared badassery for owning the ultimate driving experience.
I was driving in my jeep and shared a jeep wave with another jeep. We're such badasses.
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A Hawaiian frat boy, who likes to ride the jeep.
jeep brah: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
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When a Jeep Wrangler, CJ, or willies pass in any combination the drivers wave to each other in a polite fashion, in the event that your hands are frozen to the wheel a head nod is acceptable.
When I passed the CJ in my Wrangler, I gave the driver a Jeep Wave.
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The undeniable feeling of envy people who drive other SUV's feel for people who drive Jeeps. The most commonly envied Jeep being the Wrangler, but its known that all Jeeps convey at least a little bit of envy from drivers of lesser SUV's.
People suffering from this envy will most likely roll around town in his or her Chevy Blazer or Toyota Rav4, and talk shit about Jeep's to everyone they know and talk about how there piece of shit can do a lot better off-road when it really can't. They most likely bought their current SUV trying to act young, and be "cool" again, but since they didn't buy a Jeep they just have to act like they don't want one.
The cure for this is to of course, buy a Jeep.
Guy 1: "That Jeep Tj is such a piece of shit, my Toyota Rav4 is better then it any day."
Guy 2: "Really? How? Bet you can't take the doors and top off of that Rav4, or go off-roading in it can you?"
Guy 1: "I could go off-roading in my Rav4, anyways your Jeep doesn't get over 20mpg on the highway, and its loud, and it rides rough, which means it sucks."
Guy 2: "It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand."
Guy 1:(Jeep Envy growing stronger) "Yeah, thats what everyone who drives one says so people think they like them."
Guy 2: "Well I can see you got Jeep Envy so I'm just gonna leave, I have better things to be doing, then arguing with you. Go buy a Jeep, you'll feel better and won't seem so pissed off at the world. Peace Out."
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a jeep with the top and the doors removed is referred to as a naked jeep.
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