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Green Jellÿ is a band that started in 1981 in New York and has had a ridiculous number of band members; maybe around 104. Their original name was Green Jellö but had a legal battle with the company and was forced to change their name.
CD's include: 333, Cereal Killer, along with some singles that are nearly impossible to find anywhere. Their song titled "The Bear Song," from the album 333, is in the movie Dumb and Dumber.
Part of their goal as a band was to perform bad music/lyrics and have confused audiences. They prevailed!
GWAR is another band related to Green Jellÿ.
One Green Jelly song is Misadventures of Shitman - "Walking through the plant today, scooping up what gets away. It's poo poo, poo poo."
Part of a sex game adults play called "Jelly Bottoms" where the parties of the sexual act squeeze out the cinnamon gelatin/jelly out of the buns and smear it into each others anuses and then through a forceful push of the rectum expel the jelly back into the bun and use it for resale.
Apply now for a role in "Cinnabon Angels 2". We are ready to begin filming at the Cinnabon in Tampa as soon as we can find a good FIT for our leading man Chan! Must have previous experience Jelly Bottoming to be considered.
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When you use Smuckers grape jelly as a lubricant for jerking off. Or any other flavor would work too, I suppose. From some random episode of Reno 911.
Wait, I thought that's what the jelly in the glove compartment was for. If it's not for jelly tugs, why is it in there?
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A dick that remains flaccid.
Similar to Whiskey Dick and Coke Dick
A Jelly Dick doesn't get anything done.
Quit Jelly Dick-ing around.
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The act of flicking one's cigarette end VERY GENTLY by using their thumb.
Other names:
The J Flick
Thumb butting
"Billy, your fag has too much ash man.."
"Don't worry! I'll just do a jelly flick.."
Jelly- any type of ball (football normally)
Object- to kick and head butt the ball. You may only drop kick the JELLY to put the jelly into play. At the end of the game you play paper rock siccors best 2 of 3. If you kick the ball on the roof your teacher must sit you out for 5 minutes........ 3<=8
Gotcha Ms. Miller
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Breasts so large and gelatinous, that they move around freely and unpredictably, almost to the point of being obscene, and are not restricted by any known conventional force, in a similar manner to that of an enormous amount jello in an inadequate, but flexible container.
I am becoming hypnotized by those jelly juggs.
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