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to use the excuse of having a violent allergic reaction to jellyfish to skip school for a day to either finish any previous unfinished homework or not take a test when everyone else does to get answers upon returning to school the next day.
Bill: Where's John? We have a huge test today.
Phil: He told me that he was going to pull a jellyfish because he didn't study last night.
The natural progression of the awkward turtle.
Only one hand is needed to do the awkward jellyfish. Open your hand face down, then, mimic a jellyfish swimming, moving your hand upward as it closes.
Billy: I love you.
Jamie: Oh... That's cool.
Billy: *awkward turtle*
Bobby: *awkward jellyfish*
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This term comes from the episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Spongebob thinks it will be cool to have a jellyfish as a pet.
So he goes to sleep that night and ties the jellyfish to his bed, but it gets free and goes back to jellyfish fields where it gathers all its jellyfish friends and brings them back to Spongebob's pineapple. They start to play techno music as loud as possible, and it vibrates everything, even Spongebobs neighbors, Squidward, house.
Now everywhere I live everyone loves to havejellyfish parties 24/7. And these parties go all night long, you can feel your brain rattling from your bed.
Omg what the hell is going on over there?! I think they're having a fuckin jellyfish party! Goddamnit!
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The name given to a clot of jizz caught in the plughole, after having a wank in the bath and running away the water.
My flatmate left a dutch jellyfish in the bathroom
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The female does a tripod handstand then places her knees on her elbows, while the male - who is standing facing her back - holds her up by the hips to support her weight while inserting his erect penis inside her for the act of coitus.
Okay, so you've tried the lotus but whatchoo know 'bout that upsidedown jellyfish girl?!
When a wonderful lady puts a jellyfish in a plastic bag and inserts it into her Hooha, then asks her man to go down on her. Upon doing so his face is stung and the lady stops the stinging by urinating on his face.
Last night Shirley gave me a Tokyo Jellyfish, my tongue is still swollen and my face smells like piss...it was the best!! I'm gonna marry that girl.
when you get stung by a jellyfish, pee on yourself
Stanzi pull your pants down and pee on the jellyfish burn!!!!
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